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Joel: How do I look?
Tfc: Like a cheap Voitian harlot.
Joel: Voidian?!
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Tfc: the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you'll need.
Keralis: the second secret to life is that fresh air, warm sun, and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.
Grian: the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer.
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xB: So, you used to be bomb disposal specialist at some point right?
NPG: ... Yeah?
xB, pointing at Tfc who's been giving him the silent treatment for the past 48 hours: How do I defuse that?
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Tfc: Pretty sure you could romanticise anything
Pearl: I am deeply delusional.
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Wels: Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.
Tfc: Thank you for this bespoke nightmare.
Mumbo: Dude, forget that, how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow?
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Tfc: So what now? If Joe jumped off a bridge, would you do the same thing?
Cleo, sighing and getting ready to jump off: Yes. He can't swim.
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Tfc: Why are you watching kitten videos, False?
False: I'm studying their combat tactics.
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Hels: I accidentally made Ex laugh.
Tfc: Quick, someone check the temperature in Hell!
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Tfc: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Gem: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to change that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
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X: Are you ok? That's a lot of blood
Etho: Oh, it's not my blood
Tfc: And that's supposed to comfort us?
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Jevin: So hypothetically speaking-
Tfc: What did you do this time
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Doc: Tfc! Look! Doccy drew you at school today!!
Tfc: Hell yeah, fanart.
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Impulse: First we toast the man of the hour, then we drink, we bring out the food, we drink, then the ceremonial eating of the first husband's brains, and charades.
Skizz: Wait, what was that?
Tango: Charades?
Tfc: I think it would be fun.
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Zed: Could you give me a water bottle?
Tfc *hands him one*
Zed: It's empty?
Tfc: You didn't say it needed to be full.
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Iskall: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
True: We need to be positive!
Tfc: WE'RE GONNA DIE QUICKLY!
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Bdubs: I have an idea.
Tfc: Thanks for the warning.
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Tfc: I think you've made a mistake.
Ex: My whole life has been a series of mistakes. You're going to have to specify.
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Cub: If you die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Scar?
Scar: Oh, Cub. When I die, I'm taking you with me.
Hypno: I can't tell if that's a threat or a compliment.
Tfc: I'd think of it more as a grim inevitability.
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Stress: I'm sorry, my hormones are all over the place.
Tfc: Do you want me to help you look for them?
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Joe: What's the worst pick up line you ever used?
Ren: You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Tfc: [laughing] Did it work?
Beef: I saw it. It did.
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Tfc: So, what's the challenge of living with the evils?
BadTimes: I sometimes wake up in the morning without knowing if the sound I'm hearing is the alarm or the smoke detector
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Today's question:
New season, new hermits, how we feeling??
Hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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