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Bdubs: You're weird
NPG: You're short
Bdubs: I'm average height
NPG: I'm insane
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Beef: So basically my plan for being able to keep up with anything for pretty much my entire life is to just not sleep, drink a lot of coffee, and hope the power of spite can get me through it all.
Joe:
Joe: Do you take constructive criticism?
Beef: No.
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X: homicide can't solve all your problems!
Gem: it has before
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Stress: How you hate to be wrong.
False: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.
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Jevin: I want you to check under my bed for monsters.
Wels: Look, Jev, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster it's gonna kill us both.
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Doc: Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I don't know how to please a woman... you buy them a dress with pockets.
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True: We have one activity planned.
Zed: Not getting killed.
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Pearl: Look, I know that from the outside it seems like I have everything together-
xB: No, not really
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Scar, to Ren: You can trust me, because I don't care enough about you to lie.
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Keralis, while something dangerous is going on: X, if I die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Bdubs.
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Ex: i've loved you for a hundred years
Hels: certainly fucking feels like it.
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Etho: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Impulse: Isn't that just killing people?
Etho: Ah, technically.
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Cub: Are you an 'arr' or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Iskall: I'm a 'I'm not paying £60 for a series' pirate
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Mumbo: Hey, can we stay at yours tonight?
Tfc: Why?
BadTimes: We fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Tango: Scar doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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Hypno: You know, Ren, it's not bad to ask for help. After all, you can't spell 'independent' without 'dependent.'
Ren: And you can't spell 'go fuck yourself' without 'fuck you', either. What's your point?
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Grian: She's not the first psycho to hire us, nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?
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Biffa: Why is NPG crying in the bathroom?
Cleo: Because it's drunk
Biffa: And?
Cleo: They heard Ex is married
Biffa: But he's married to Ex
Cleo: I know
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Today's Question:
Cats or dogs?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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