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Wels: [body materializes out of the darkness] fuck that was sick. did i look cool dont lie dude
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Mumbo: So... This is my full potential?
Doc: Yes.
Mumbo: So, then it's...
Doc: All downhill from here.
Mumbo: Like NPG.
Doc: I do not know who this NPG is. But they sound disappointing.
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Zed: If you water water, it grows.
Scar: ...What.
Tango: He's got a point.
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Jevin: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Biffa: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Bdubs: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Ren: No... well, their slowness.
Bdubs: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Bdubs: Now I have a plan.
Bdubs: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Hypno: What happened?!
Etho: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Hypno: Short??
True: Shit's fucked.
Hypno: Okay, long.
Etho: Shit's very fucked.
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Cub: How did you break your leg?
Cleo: Do you see those stairs?
Cub: Yes.
Joe: She didn't.
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NPG: We might have gotten into a bar fight in another server.
False: Well, that was entirely predictable.
NPG: One of us punched a gang member.
False: Ex?
NPG: Cleo, actually.
False: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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xB: Ex, I need some advice.
Ex: You need advice from ME?
xB: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
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Stress: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.
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Beef: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Tfc: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.
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Impulse: Look, Tang, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
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Iskall: Gri, gather the others. We need to have another NPG-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-it-before-he-hurts-someone convention.
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X: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Keralis: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Gem: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Grian, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.
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Pearl: [to Bdubs] You look like a rat poison salesman who regularly samples his own product.
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*Hels is on the phone*
Hels: Yeah, I'm with BT.
BadTimes: Im fucking dying-
Hels: Yep, he's okay.
BadTimes: I have a knife in my chest!
Hels: No, he can't talk right now. He's sleeping, sorry.
BadTimes: IM BLEEDING OUT-
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Today's question:
What is something you know that will never be useful in your day to day life?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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