Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Random Person: Are these people bothering you?

Tfc: Yes, but they're my friends. I signed up for this.

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Hels: What is Ex to you?

BadTimes: The reason I wake up every morning

Hels: Aww

[Earlier]

Ex, entering BadTimes' room banging pans: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Ren: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energetic!

Ren:

Ren: I just described a dog, didn't I?

Iskall: Well, yeah, but I love dogs

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Keralis: Are you seeing anyone?

Bdubs, blushing: Um, no, why do you ask?

Keralis: Well, I think seeing a therapist could be good for you.

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False: Accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me.

Cleo: You've accepted your flaws?

False: No, I accepted yours.

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False: Okay, let's say that guy right there stole your ice cream. What would you say?

Stress: Hey! That's my ice cream!

False: Good! Now let 'em have it!

Stress: You can have it!

False: *facepalms*

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Impulse: You guys are being ridiculous. Tango doesn't have a crush on me

Zed: Yes he does

Scar: Yes he does

Cub: Yes he does

Tango: Yes I do

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Scar: I ain't talking

Cub: I have ways of making people talk

Cub: *Sharpens a knife*

Cub: *Cuts a piece of cake*

Scar: Can I have some?

Cub: Cake is for talkers

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Hypno: I only work with highly competent individuals. All of the-

Jevin: *runs in* Hypno!

Wels: *also runs in* We tried to make ramen in the coffee pot, and we broke everything!

Hypno: ...

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Ren, joking: I should kill you for that.

Doc, from another room: Who?

Ren: I was just joki-

Doc, walking in with a netherite sword: Are they bothering you, Ren?

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xB: It's been a tough year

Etho: It's the first week of February?

xB: your point?

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X: What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Mumbo: That I was straight.

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Beef: I will destroy everything you guys love!

Etho: What if I love you?

Beef: Jokes on you I've been self destructive my entire life

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Cleo: I wish we could block people in real life

Joe: Restraining order

Grian: Murder

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Iskall: Fun game, play peek-a-boo with your child but never reappear.

Grian: My mum was really good at this game.

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X: You called Biffa instead of me for help?

Grian: Well, when you want to do something stupid, you don't call the voice of reason.

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Hypno: I'm having boy troubles.

Biffa: Just remember the quickest way to any man's heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.

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Doc: I'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you.

Scar: Earth is not a planet.

Doc: How the fuck is earth not a planet?!

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Mumbo: Is anyone else scared?

Grian: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected.

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Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Jevin: No, you misheard me. I said it was a "sadness factory".

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Wels [hanging out with the Evils' Gang]: Uh, excuse me. Who's in charge here?

Hels: Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest.

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Zed: Wow, the Evils' Gang really hates us.

Tango: Yes, maybe they're homophobic.

Impulse: But they're all gay, Tango.

Tango: ...oh

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xB: I don't care what anyone says, the black cookie part is the best part of an oreo.

Etho: Dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Beef: It's a fucking cookie.

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Today's question:

Which Hermit did you start watching first?

Next chapter is the themed one! I hope you guys are as exited as I am. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. until the next one, bye! ~Mors