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Gem: *walks into the kitchen*
Zed: *welding a sandwich together*
Gem: what the fuck
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Impulse: Damn, the power went out.
Wels: Don't worry, I got this.
Wels: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
True: What-?
Wels: I swallowed a glow stick!
True: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Pearl: HOW MANY GHOSTS ARE THERE
Joe: Two
Pearl: DAMN
Bdubs: THATS TOO FUCKING MANY
Pearl: THATS WHAT IM SAYING
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Etho: -it's okay, it builds up your tolerance
Iskall: ... I don't want to know the context of that conversation
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Stress: What have you done with Scar?
Cub: Nothing. Why, should i do something?
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Doc: As usual, Doc has to save the day!
Tfc: As usual, Tfc has to hear about it.
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Jevin: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Beef: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Jevin, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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NPG: Have I stabbed you? No? Then i'm being nice
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X: The crushing weight of my trust issues and anxiety isn't enough, I need to be compressed into a .zip file.
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Ex: please stop framing me for murder. just because i have killed 1,846 people doesn't mean i killed this one
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Hypno: A smile might be good.
Mumbo: Nothing to smile about in my life.
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Cleo: You're depressed.
Grian: How much longer do I have to live?
Cleo: What? You're going to live.
Grian: How much longer do I have to though?
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xB: Are you trying to seduce me?
Hels: Why, are you seducible?
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Tango: I'm cute.
Keralis: Yeah.
Tango: I am chaos embodiment waiting to wreak havoc.
Keralis: Slightly less cute.
Tango: I am an arsonist in the making, a chaos magic user.
Keralis: Definitely not cute.
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Biffa: I'm tired.
Scar: You only slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Biffa: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
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BadTimes: *stubs his toe* FUCK!
Ren: Mind your language!
BadTimes: What else I'm supposed to say? 'Woe is I?'
Ren: ...
BadTimes: You have to accept swear words are sometimes necessary.
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Zed: I made a marshmallow False. Her arms are crossed because she's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying her. You like it?
False, visibly choked up: It's fine.
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Today's Question:
What's your favourite colour?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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