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True: Is he always like this when he loses?

Mumbo: Oh yeah, you should've seen the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2012.

Zed: IMPULSE BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

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xB: How dare you criticise a national treasure!

Joe: National treasure? You're a regional trinket, at best.

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BIffa: I think I'm coming down with something, I've been feeling kinda nauseous lately

False: maybe you're pregnant

Biffa:

Cleo:

False:

Cleo: I don't know who's the bigger idiot right now, False because she suggested it, or me, because I just considered it

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Beef: I admire the betta fish because I also am beautiful and want to fight everyone

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NPG: I told Grian that she should start embracing her mistakes

NPG: He hugged me

Ren, in the background: AS HE SHOULD

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Keralis: *accidentally does something well* ah shit I've given them standards now

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Wels, to Hels: In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.

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Etho: as a college student, my favourite words are "cancelled" and "free".

Gem: free pizza is cancelled.

Etho: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT-

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Scar: You're not talking any sense into me. You're just cheering me on to disaster.

Stress: Is that not half the reason I'm here?

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Jevin: Look, when I told you to report back with anything that didn't look right I meant something dangerous not a baby wearing ripped jeans

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Impulse: I'm afraid I've done many things in my life that I'm not proud of... no. No, I'm proud of most of them.

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Iskall, reading: hmm queer coding

Ex, working on their coding: well. trying to.

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Hels: sometimes i feel something crawl over me at night

Tfc: it's the consequences of your actions

Bdubs: the guilt that comes with your choices

Doc: past trauma

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Cub: I only got 5 hours of sleep yesterday :<

X: pathetic

X: I got 0

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BadTimes: ...I...I don't think that was a normal fox that you just set free.

Tango: Yeah, no fucking shit. What was it that clued you in? The flower it gave us, the glowing eyes, or the fact that it fucking spoke?!

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Hypno: Everybody's tragic backstory gave them mad skills and all I got were trust issues and anxiety...

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Pearl: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs." 

Grian: Nah, call me, I'll protect you 

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Today's Question:

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors

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