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Tfc: What do you think Iskall will do for a distraction?
Hypno: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Hypno: ... or they could do that.
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True: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
False: The car takes a screenshot.
Mumbo: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Ren: Do you take constructive criticism?
Bdubs: I only take cash or credit.
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Keralis: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
xB: Only if you also don't ask why
xB: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Keralis:
xB:
Keralis: This one is fine
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Scar: I can explain.
Pearl: Can you?
Scar: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Doc: Go to Hell
BadTimes, tearing up: I wish I could
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Jevin, going over Wels's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Wels: Yes
Jevin: Okay... may I know what you create?
Wels: Problems.
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Hels: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Grian's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get her out..
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Cleo: You're right.
Iskall: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Cub: Hey X can I get a sip of your water?
X: It's not water.
Cub: Vodka, I like your style!
X: It's vinegar.
Cub: Wh-Wha-
X: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Zed: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Impulse: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Biffa: More or less, I guess...
Tango: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Ex: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Etho: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
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Grian: Croissants: dropped
Joe: Road: works ahead
Gem: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Beef: Shavacado: fre
NPG: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Stress:
Stress: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Today's Question:
Predictions for 2023?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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