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Jevin, pointing at Pearl: that child is morally grey at best
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Pearl: I need life advice.
Hels, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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X: Any last words, Exy?
Ex: May thy fat head be set upon by sea spiders and torn asunder, leaving only thine eyes to witness the humiliation!
Pearl (spectating): Ooh, pretty good last words...
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Mumbo: Why are you eating tofu?
Tango: I'm trying to convince Pearl I'm a vegan
Mumbo: Why?
Tango: I've been stealing chicken from her fridge and if I'm vegan, she can't accuse me of stealing it
Mumbo: Why not just buy your own chicken?
Tango: this is much more fun, watch
Pearl: Okay! I have had enough! WHO THE HELL! IS EATING MY GOD DAMN CHICKEN!?
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Keralis: [creeping behind Pearl to stab her]
Pearl, loudly : I hope no one is about to attack me from behind because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Keralis pausing :
Keralis: ...what kind?
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Pearl: Gods give me patience.
Joe: I think you mean "Gods give me strength".
Pearl, looking at Grian and NPG: If the Gods gave me strength everyone would be dead.
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Pearl: how are you always so chill?
NPG: *on anti-depressants, weed, denial & and a random pill it found on the bathroom floor* vitamins
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Stress, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Tfc, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Pearl, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Hypno, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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False: I've lost my axe :(
Pearl, looking at the axe on her back: I'll help you find it for 20 diamonds
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Pearl, putting her hands over Iskall's eyes: Guess who!
Iskall: It's either Pearl or the cold, clammy hands of death.
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
