Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Scar: When I die, please give my children my regards.

Jevin: What should I tell them?

Scar: Regards.

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Tango: Apparently I'm too negative and hostile towards the Boatem Crew. 

Tango: Boatem, if my tweets have ever offended you in any way, from the bottom of my heart, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read.

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Cleo: I've done nothing wrong.

Zed: Except for all the atrocities.

Cleo: But besides that I'm innocent!

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Gemini: How do I fight back? Give me some options.

Etho: Do you... want me to seduce them?

Gemini: How would that help?

Etho: I don't know. I just want to see if I can do it.

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Bdubs: Getting a brains scan today. 

Keralis: To check if you have one? 

Bdubs: Thank you so much for your concern and support.

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Grian: I joined the Hermits for the same reason people visit the zoo

Grian: Oh! Shh look at that

Grian: *looks at Wels chasing after a screaming Jevin*

Grian: Nature is amazing

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Joe: Look, Mumbo, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

Mumbo: *tearing up again* I'm very sensitive okay...

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Ren, hugging Doc: Let's get married.

Doc: What was that?

Ren: What?

Doc: You said something.

Ren: I didn't hear what you said.

Doc: No, you said- you said something.

Ren: ... No.

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Pearl: it looks like an octopus but with only two arms. A dictopus - no wait

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Iskall: So who's gonna sing the song?

Wels: I could sing it!

Iskall: I was actually hoping to save your voice in case we decide to sing a novelty song about frogs

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Biffa: Well, I'm old.

Hels:

Biffa: You're supposed to say "You're not that old, Biffa."

Hels: But you are old.

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X: I never make the same mistake twice!

Tfc: He makes it four or five times just to be sure.

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Cub: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.

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Stress, standing infront of her door: Hi BT! Did your... hair... loose weight?

BadTimes: Um, what's behind your door?

Stress, hearing a thud behind the door followed by Scar loudly cussing: What's a door, did you get new arms?

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Impulse: Hyp, Grian got kidnapped

Hypno: Again? How much do they want for him this time?

Impulse: 1000G

Hypno: That seems pretty cheap

Impulse: Yeah, I guess it's a good deal

Hypno: Do we have to pay shipping?

Impulse: Yeah, it's 500G

Hypno: See? That's where they get you

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False: Here's a Scroll. Call someone who cares.

xB: *Starts dialing the police*

False: Give me that!

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Beef: Well, you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about this-

Ex: Agreed.

Beef:

Beef: Well, I was going to say "or", but why even bother?

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Joe: my therapist started crying mid-session

Impulse, entirely unfazed: i think that means you win

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Scar: Is goodness measured in intent or action? What happens if you do good but you don't mean it?

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Hels: What are you working on, now?

Wels: Not throwing you out the window.

Hels: ... How's it going?

Wels: Not so good.

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Stress: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will"

Grian: I will I had a dad

Doc: I will I was dead

Stress: ...

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X: Stop being so dramatic

Ex: X I'm a bard. It's my gods given bisexual right to be dramatic

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Keralis: instead of butterfly kisses, i give you moth kisses. they're crazy, frantic, all over the place- and quite honestly, you're terrified

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors