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Hels: did you take out Wels as i told you to do?
Ex: yes, i did.
Hels: goo-
Ex: i was a bit embarrassed at first, but the date was great!
Ex: i took him to a restaurant i like and we had lots of fun
Ex: tomorrow we're gonna file the marriage papers
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Bdubs: Uh oh.
Etho: What?
Bdubs: Somebody's in love.
Doc: Yeah, right. I just think Ren is cool, okay? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
[later that night, lying wide awake]
Doc: Uh oh.
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*In a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Impulse: Oh my god, Zed, drive backwards!
Zedaph: Really, Impy? I thought I might drive forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!
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X: NPG, is that my mug you're drinking out of?
NPG: No, it's mine.
X: It... looks just like the one I have...
NPG: You don't have one like this anymore.
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Stress: Is that a gun?!
Grian: It's not what it looks like!
Stress: It looks like a gun!
Grian: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like- but in my defence, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.
Stress: ...ANYMORE??
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Hypno: Do dragons fart fire?
Gem: I don't know.
Joe: I thought you went to university.
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Jevin, from the top bunk: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly
Beef, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you
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Tfc: Any news on Cub?
Scar: Yeah, he's made someone fall in love with him.
Tfc: Oh? Who?
Scar, holding back tears: Me.
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True: It's getting too hot to cuddle
BadTimes: Really?
True: Yes
BadTimes: *rolls onto True and latches onto xem like a octopus*
True: BADTIMES-
BadTimes: Guess we're going to have to suffer
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Tango: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Wels: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
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False: I exist solely off of water and spite.
Iskall: Kind of like a weed?
False: Exactly like a weed.
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Cub: British people could see the devil himself and they'd be like hmmph old bloke innit
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Mumbo: If you cheat on me, you're only hurting your grandma, because me and my homies are jumping her.
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Keralis: How do you say "I would do anything for you" but make it sound causal?
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Ren: GUYS THERE'S A BOMB ON THE TRAIN!
Pearl and Cleo: OBAMA'S ON THE TRAIN??
xB: NO, A BOMB!
Cleo: Oh good I am not ready to meet Obama.
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Apologies for the prolonged absence recently, life is kinda fucked lol. Things should be back to normal now I've finished my exams. :)
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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