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Tfc: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to X and not do the thing,
Tfc: Well there's a clear right answer here.
Tfc: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of coke*
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Hypno: I don't remember that.
Jevin: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?
Hypno: ...No.
Jevin: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?
Hypno: Not especially, no.
Jevin: It was in between those two things.
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Zed: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That's how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.
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Stress: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Stress: *turns around and helps Ren through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Ren.
Ren: Okay.
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Pearl: I'm not that stupid!
Doc: Pearl, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Pearl: IMPULSE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
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BadTimes: Die.
Scar: Please don't die!
BadTimes: DIE!
Scar: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Beef, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Hels, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Scar wants BT to accept it as their kid.
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Biffa: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
False: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Bdubs: I kicked Keralis in the shin-
Keralis: -So I kicked Bdubs between the legs.
Wels: I burned a town down.
Biffa: What?!
Keralis: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Wels: A lot of things.
False: No shit.
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Iskall: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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Tango: I am in currently charge of this disaster!
NPG: I have a name, you know.
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Cub: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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xB: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Cleo: xB-
Cleo: It- it was just an ant-
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True: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
Gem: Alright.
Grian: Hey, I-
True: SHUT UP!
Grian: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Gem: It was bound to be stupid.
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Mumbo: What are you getting NPG for the holidays?
Ex: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when he already got everything it could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
X: I'm getting it a divorce lawyer.
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Wels: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?
Joe: Tennessee.
Wels: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!
Etho: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves.
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Today's question:
Do you ever craft leather armour?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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