Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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False: Gods, I hate xem.

Tango: Me too.

False: You have no idea who I'm talking about.

Tango: True?

False: Yes.

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Jevin, completely serious: Ma'am, it has been reported lately that you do, in fact, have little paw-paws and a little button nose. Do you care to comment?

The cat he's holding: Mrrrow

Jevin: Riveting

Cub, walking in: Am I interrupting something?

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Hels: So.

Hels: I'm in love.

Hels: with Ex.

Hels: I'm in love with Ex.

X: Ex.

X: My sibling?

Hels: . . .thoughts?

X: And prayers.

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Gemini: You're standing on thin ice.

Cleo: I'm standing on the floor.

Gemini: It's an expression.

Cleo: It's a carpet.

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Impulse, talking about Boatem: And I honestly can't even tell you apart because I don't go by tattoos or haircuts, I go by amount of pain in my ass — which makes you all identical.

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Zed: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Hypno: You're too young to have enemies.

Zed: That's what you think.

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Iskall: I truly go into house husband mode when I'm someone's base-mate. Like, I will make you pancakes and bacon every morning, and give you affection whenever you want.

Ren: This is a lie. I have literally shared a base with this idiot - this is a lie. They don't even know how to cook a pancake. What is this?

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Tfc: Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.

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Ex: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.

Keralis: What does that mean?

Biffa: They have a strict moral code but no one can figure out what the fuck it is.

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Wels: That was my sarcastic voice.

Beef: Y'know, it sounds really similar to your regular voice.

Wels: I've been told that.

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Pearl: PERSONALLY I think my obsession with night and the dark is COOL and FINE and nothing to do with my lifelong chronic insomnia. I am built DIFFERENT and WORSE.

Joe: It's always "why did you not sleep" and "how many coffees did you have," and never "was the night dark and endless and full of promise"

Pearl: YOU GET ME.

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Doc: -In the kitchen looking for food-

xB: Holy heck Doc I haven't seen you for three days, you look like you haven't slept.

Doc: Sleep has been scarce.

xB: Is it the Octagon, I keep telling you, we can help!

Doc: Oh... Nah it's not that. I've been playing Stardew Valley.

xB: ... Stardew Valley? That farming game.

Doc: It's so much more than that but yes.

xB: For THREE DAYS?!

Doc: I JUST WANT KROBUS TO COME LIVE WITH ME!!!

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Scar: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Stress: You were gone?

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Etho: Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Mumbo: I will not.

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Bdubs: Bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running toward the stop are neutral good. Any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil.

Ren: Chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until I was at the door to close it and drive away.

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Grian: I better think twice? Buddy, I don't even think once.

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Scar: BT? where's your face mask.

BadTimes, absorbed in something: my what? oh shit! i forgot it. hold on.

BadTimes: reaches into inventory, pulls out a massive plague doctor cosplay mask

Scar: WHY DO YOU CARRY THAT AROUND?

BadTimes: FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THESE, SCAR!

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Today's question:

Explain Hermitcraft in the worst way possible.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors