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Jevin: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Gem: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Wels: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Doc: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Mumbo: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
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Tfc: You know those things will kill you, right?
Zed, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
False, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Jevin: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Stress and Jevin are sitting on a bench
Cleo: Why do you guys look so sad?
Stress: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Cleo sits down*
Jevin: The bench is freshly painted.
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Impulse: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Grian: How am I supposed to know?
Jevin: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Grian: *sighs*
Grian: You wouldn't be trapped.
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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Pearl: Um, Jev, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Jevin: We need money!
Pearl: You're scamming him?
Jevin: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Pearl: What?! No way!
Jevin: Why not? We already stole Iskall!
Iskall: Hey guys
Pearl: No, we didn't. Isk can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Iskall: I wanna steal
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True: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
X: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Jevin: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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Ren: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
NPG: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Jevin isn't
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BadTimes: Hels and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Jevin: *Sighing* What did it do?
BadTimes: It chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Hels: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Tango: We need a distraction.
Cub: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Jevin, whispering: My time has come
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Scar: I trust Jevin.
Keralis: You think they know what they're doing?
Scar: I wouldn't go that far.
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Jevin: If Bdubs and I were drowning, who would you save?
Ex: You two can't swim?
Bdubs: It's a hypothetical question, Ex! who would you save?
Ex: my time and effort.
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Biffa: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Beef: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Biffa: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Jevin: edible
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Etho: Why are you on the floor?
Jevin: I'm depressed.
Jevin: Also I was stabbed, can you get X, please.
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Hypno: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Joe: *turning to Jevin* How tall are you?
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Jevin: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
xB: We got spring water
Jevin: NO.
Wels: with EXTRA minerals
xB: it's like licking a stalagmite
Jevin: DON'T COME HOME.
Wels: Mmmmm cave water
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Today's question:
What do you like knowing about characters?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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