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Stress: Well, has Ren been wrong before?
Doc: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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Bdubs: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Biffa: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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True: Gri, what do you think butterflies taste like?
Grian: they taste real bad
True:
True: how-
Grian: I answered your question that's all you're gonna get
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Scar: I have changed all my passwords to "incorrect".
Iskall: Why?
Scar: Because if I ever forget, it will remind me, "your password is incorrect".
Iskall: ...That is the most genius piece of idiocy I have ever heard!
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Etho: Expensive paintings are just trading cards for rich people.
Impulse: I can't find a flaw in that logic.
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Zed: It's time to turn this into a real business.
Beef: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Zed: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
False: I handle our accounting.
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Tfc: So, how was your honeymoon?
NPG: Ex got drunk and tried setting our marriage certificate on fire.
NPG: They kept saying 'good luck returning me without the receipt'.
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Gemini: *over the phone* hey come pick up your trash
Wels: excuse me?
Gemini: you left Hels at my base
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Mumbo: If I were you, I'd just let it go.
Hels: No, I love my grudges. I tend to them like little pets.
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Ex: Rules are made to be broken.
Pearl: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Joe: Uh, piñatas.
Tango: Glow sticks.
BadTimes: Karate boards.
Hypno: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Jevin: Rules.
Pearl:
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Ren: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Keralis: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Xisuma: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
xB: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Cleo: My moral code, is that you?
Ren: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Cleo, struggling in 1-inch heels: Yeah, I don't really think heels are for me
Xisuma, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly 6 inch heels: W E A K.
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Doc: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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NPG: bitches be like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches
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Today's Question:
Who do you want to see collab in season 9?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one. Bye! ~Mors
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