My Hero Oneshots

Secrets 1

A/N Just a chatfic this time.

*Class A group chat Wednesday 11:21 pm*

Chargezuma: It's not my fault I swear! Plus I'm not the one who got hit!

*Everyone is online*

Cellophane: Bro what even are you talking about?

Pinky: Kaminari, honey, sweetheart, dear some of us actually like our beauty sleep. 🔪

Cellphone: Shinso trust me when I say she is not hitting on him. She is about to kill him.

Mockingjay: ... Fine. Just let me sleep.

Mockingjay: Wait. Babe I thought you were on patrol? What's not your fault?

Red Riot: Guys I'm on patrol right now please stop blowing up my phone. So not manly.

Chargezuma: Bakubro got hit by some kids quirk and is acting strange. The parents said he only just got it and they don't know what it is yet!

Ingenium: Kaminari this is very serious! Have you notified the pro hero you're with about this yet?

Chargezuma: Dude! He saw the whole thing! Bakugo got all quiet and pulled out his phone and typed something before putting it away again. Now he is just sitting there ignoring us all!

Cellophane: Maybe it just made him like super hungry and he ordered some food?

Creati: ... I mean it is a possibility... Even if it's not likely.

Sugarman: I will bake a cake for their return!

*Sugarman is offline*

Pinky: Anyone besides me notice she said possibility and unlikely?

Chargezuma: Shh! Even I noticed. But Sato is making cake!

Uravity: 😥

Ingenium: My sentiments exactly Uraraka.

Earphone Jack: Anyone notice that Midoriya isn't responding?

Froppy: Oh you're right! *Kero*

Shoto: It doesn't even look like he has seen any of the messages yet. That's odd he usually respond in 2.4 seconds.

Invisible Girl: How do you know that? Did you time it?

Shoto: Actually yes. I recorded his response time using 100 differnt text messages over the course of a few months at varying times and that was the average.

Red Riot: Bro... Did you do that to all of us?

Shoto: No why would I?

Mockingjay: Why did you do Midoriya?

Shoto: ...

Shoto: I see my mistake. My apologies. I will conduct the same expeiriment for you all do not worry.

Mockingjay: That's not-

Chargezuma: ANYWAY Bakugo is getting really pale now. I mean he was pale before but he is almost like snow white.

Cellophane: Pfft-

Red Riot: BRO!

Pinky: Shut up we all already know you think he is like a princess.

Red Riot: 😳😳😳😳

Red Riot: Wait no. That's not right!

Tentacole: 👀 Exposed...

Anima: 🙀

Tsukuyami: Learn something new everyday. Damn it.

Chargezuma: Oh! My! All Might!