A/N Another chatfic. 😓 Mostly because this oneshot book is starting to fill up with mostly lemons... (╥﹏╥) That really was not my intention I swear. So... The story! 🌈
Friday 5pm
Chargezuma: Bro! Help! How am I supposed to get all this homework done before Monday? 😭
Cellophane: Like everyone else. By doing it and not watching Flixnet all weekend with your boo.
Chargezuma: HEY!
Mockingjay: Please tell me that isn't supposed to be me?
Chargezuma: I mean... 😣
Mockingjay: ... Really?
Cellophane: Wait. Haven't you two been dating for months now?
Mockingjay: ...
Chargezuma: DUDE!!!! 😭
Cellophane: Dude seriously? All the time you spend with him and you still haven't asked him out?
Red Riot: Bro...
Red Riot: Shinso I have to ask. Are you gay?
Mockingjay: None of you are joking right now?
Dynamight: WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANY OF THE FUCKERS JOKE ABOUT THAT?
Red Riot: Sorry Bakubro is an angry gay man. He still hasn't told his crush yet and
Dynamight: SHIT THE FUCK UP SHITTY HAIR!!!! 🤬
Cellophane: Yeah so anyway. Like half the class is gay so chill. This is a no judge zone.
Mockingjay: Half the class? Who exactly?
Cellophane: So starting with the Baku Squad there is Bakugo, Kaminari, Kirishima
Red Riot: Bro CHILL. Some of us haven't come out yet!
Chargezuma: Kiri dude. Your family can't see our text you're fine. I promise.
Cellophane: Yeah besides. Mina already agreed to fake date you if it came up somehow.
Red Riot: But bro she is YOUR girlfriend...
Cellophane: yep GIRLfriend. I have zero worries of a gay man trying to steal her. Besides I trust her.
Red Riot: Bro... 🥺
Dynamight: More like you pity anyone stupid enough to try.
Cellophane: 😶 I...
Mockingjay: So this is unexpectedly wholesome and everything but how do I fit in?
Chargezuma: Just kill me now Bakubro... 💀
Dynamight: Fuck no! Then he'll never say yes.
Mockingjay: Wow okay. You all are gay...
Mockingjay: Thank you there is a GOD.
Pinky: Shh! He'll hear you!
Mockingjay: 😶 umm what?
Cellophane: Bro the rat god hears and KNOWS all.
Chargezuma: Then there is All Might. I mean 🤯
Mockingjay: ... You're all serious?
Dynamight: Fucker do not fuck with the powers that be. Even I know that shit.
*Rat God is online*
Rat God: I'm sorry children but was I summoned?
Chargezuma: No sir!
Red Riot: No Sir!
Pinky: No Sir!
Cellophane: No Sir!
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My Hero Oneshots
FanfictionHere are some quick story ideas that wouldn't leave me alone while I'm trying to write other stuff. Arg! Lol so Anyway... I do not claim ownership of either My Hero Acadmia or the art or music used. I have toyed with the idea of lyric prank stories...
