You asked for it, so you got it! My special for having over 78k reads and over 2k votes! Countries react to: World's Worst Lovers poll
Article I got this from: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6241440/German-men-are-worlds-worst-lovers-with-English-men-in-second-place.html
I like how they give the reasons why for the worst list and not the best list.
(Not in order)
Germany: right in the self-esteem. He sniffs himself, then realizes he smells like B.O. and gunpowder (not a good combination)
Turkey: blushing and getting defensive saying it's really hot in his country
Russia: states the fact that it's cold at his house and they need all the insulation they can get in the winter and if they tried to shave or something it wouldn't grow back in time
England: just overall fucking offended
America: a little confused as to what they mean by "too dominating"
Greece: utterly confused as to what they mean by "too lovey-dovey"
Netherlands: blushes intensely but says nothing and avoids eye contact
Wales: grumbling to himself in the corner
Scotland: wondering how many people've heard him in the past
Sweden: no visible change on his face, but re-evaluating his sexual life choices
MEANWHILE, ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE SPECTRUM; THE WORLD'S BEST LOVERS!
Spain: extremely honored
Italy: proud of himself
France: does eyebrow dance/eyebrow wiggle
Ireland: genuinely surprised
Australia: gets beer in celebration of making top ten
New Zealand: watches over Australia so he doesn't get arrested while drunk
Denmark: excitedly tells the other Nordics, unintentionally dejecting Sweden
Canada: surprised he even made the top ten
Thank you all so much!
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