Tony Stark Imagines

You, Me, and Steve/Requested

Requested by Woistmeinsmoothie

Warnings: Cursing

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"Karaoke Night Mother Fuckers!" Clint yelled happily. Tony grabbed your hand and lead you towards the couch.

Steve and Bucky sat across from you two.

"Y/N! Sing!" Tony said grinning. You shrugged and nodded. You shared a smirk with Clint and Sam. Bucky nodded along with Wade.

They were all apart of the plan. They all grinned, they knew what was coming.

You grabbed the mic and look at Tony. You refrained yourself from bursting out in laughter.

Candlelight and moonlight all around us
I look into your eyes
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can't disguise the way I feel

Tony smiled and enjoyed the song so far. You and Bucky exchanged a look as you continued.

Natasha was catching onto the joke as Peter grinned.

I could've wished a thousand wishes
For this night, I can't believe
That it's finally me and you, and you and me

Tony gave you a look of admiration. Wade knew what was coming and laughed. Tony sent him a glare.

Just us, and your friend Steve

Tony narrowed his eyes at you as Clint and Sam both laughed. Wade and Bucky sent each other a look.

Steve and Tony raised a brow.

Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve
Do-do-do do do-do do, leave!
What's the deal with your friend Steve--
Oh, hey! How's it going?

Steve and Tony were clearly confused. They kept listening to the song. Tony sent you a look and you smirked.

You took me out for waffles and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone

Tony smiled again, the song was pretty cool. He's never heard of it before.

He saw Bucky smirking at Wade.

Something was going on.

I could've wished a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear
What the fuck's your fucking problem?
Why's he always here?

You sang and Bucky chuckled silently.

"Woah, Tony." Scott commented making Tony roll his eyes. Steve gave Tony a questioning look. Tony shrugged in response.

Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve
Do-do-do do do-do do, go away!
What's the deal with your friend Steve--
Oh, hey! How's it going?

It's not that I don't like your friend
But how many hours with him can you spend?
And it's not that I don't think he's great
But it's only you, only you I wanna fellate

You said pointing at Tony. Bucky laughed hard as Wade fell down in laughter. Peter and Scott chuckled.

Tony put his glass of scotch to his lips and took a sip.

Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be
And that would be alright
But let a bitch know just what your steez is
So I know if I should shave tonight

Tony spat his drink out as Steve's eyes widen. Bucky fell off the couch in laughter. Sam and Clint struggle to keep a straight face.

Clint has tears coming down his eyes as he laughed harder.

"What the fuck is going on?" Tony asked confusingly.

I could've wished a thousand wishes
'Cause I like to be with you
But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve
There's nothing I can...

Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve
Do-do-do do do-do do
Why don't you just go be with your best friend
And boyfriend
Steve!

You sang the last part pointing at Tony. Clint clapped as you put the mic down. Natasha grinned and clapped harder.

Loki whistled and wiped away his fake tears.

"That was beautiful!" Sam said and fake cried. Wade was still laughing.

"Do we really hang out that much?" Steve asked. This made Clint laugh harder as Bucky and you hold onto each other for support.

"Yep." Nat replied.

"That's basically their entire relationship during Ultron." Bruce said from the corner of the room.

"Oh my fucking god it is!" Clint said and fell to the ground kicking his legs.

"Did you see how Tony was looking at Steve when Steve broke the log in half?!" Natasha asked.

Everyone nodded and laughter filled the room.

"Oh my lord he was basically drooling." You yelled and Bucky chuckled.

"Oh my god. Stop, I'm going to shit myself." Bucky said and you wiped away a fake tear.

Tony frowned and glared at all of you.

"I hate you all."