Things stray kids once said; P9

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A/N: THIS IS CHP 280 WHAT WHAT WHAT??? THIS BOOKS UPDATES ARE CLEARLY SLOWER THAN THE FIRST ONE, BUT MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE IT CAME THIS FAR. 

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Suri: I desire moisture 

Chan: can't you just say 'i want water' like a normal person? 

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Felix: I love you!

Suri: I love you more

Felix: No, i love yo-

Suri: Game on, bitch 

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Jeongin: Hyunjin hyung just told me he likes you

Suri: really? 

Jeongin: yeah he told me not to tell you but he ate all the rice when we were eating so i don't care anymore

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Seungmin: i just got a new picture fram, what should i put in it? 

Han: put spaghetti in it 

Seungmin: taking suggestions from anyone else 

Hyunjin: put spaghetti in it 

Seungmin: taking suggestions from anyone else but you two 

Suri: put spaghetti in it 

Seungmin: I'm no longer taking suggestions 

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Hyunjin: wait a minute, something important came up, i got to go. 

Suri: aren't you forgetting something? 

Hyunjin: *gives suri a kiss on the forehead*

Suri: uh no, pay your bills! damn, who raised you? 

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Seungmin: 99.9% of the people i know are stupid

Suri: i am the 1% 

Han: dumbass you mean 0.1%

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Changbin texting Suri: hey- come to my room

Suri: why?

Changbnin: i think you know why ;) 

Suri: ARE WE GONNA BUILD A FORT?

Changbin: YEP

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Minho: is this whiskey or perfume? 

Suri: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Suri: perfume

Minho: ..

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Suri, sad: I had a little fight with hyunjin and he told me to go to hell 

Han: so you came to me, huh? 

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