Things stray kids once said; P10

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A/N: ITS UR GIRL'S BIRTHDAY TODAY, I'M FINALLY 20 TODAY DUDE DAMN AND AS A GIFT FROM ME I'M GOING TO TRY TO POST AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I LOVE Y'ALL

Suri's first day as a vet: what's the problem?

cat: meow

Suri: yes but where

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Hyunjin: how does this shirt look?

Suri: it looks great! i wish i could pull it off

Hyunjin: go ahead

Suri: what

Hyunjin: what

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Jeongin: hey noona could you do me a small favor?

Suri: i would kill for you but go on 

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Suri: you're like a brother to me

Changbin: aww that's so cute

Suri: I never wanted a brother

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Kidnapper: if you care about your friend get in the car

Suri: which friend?

Kidnapper: Jisung

Suri: *keeps walking*

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Seungmin: what the hell were you thinking?

Suri: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Seungmin: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES

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Suri: murder is like a potato chips

Suri: you can't stop with just one

Chan, from the other side of the room: SURI YOU'RE A POLICE DETECTIVE YOU CAN'T SAY THOSE THINGS

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Suri: well i can scratch that off my bucket list 

Minho: who puts getting arrested on their bucket list? 

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Suri: *Sees someone being stupid in the distance* look at that idiot

Suri: *realizes its Felix* Oh wait, that's my idiot

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