Suri: Hyunjin... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Hyunjin: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Suri:
Suri: I wrote sanitize, Hyunjin
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Changbin: do you take constructive criticism?
Suri, already in tears: not without moral support
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Suri: If something excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time you should probably do it
Han, coming from the bedroom: TIME TO FUCK A BLENDER
Suri: *faints*
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Suri: Thought that you were deadass, turns out you were just badly wounded ass 😔
Chan, sitting on the ground with a bloody knee: what the fuck
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Lee know: Can I have some?
Suri, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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Felix: hey Suri, could you-
Suri: I'd die for you
Felix: uhm, okay but could you just-
Suri: I'd sell my soul to the devil if you needed me to
Felix: that's great, I just need the-
Suri: anything.
Felix: please pass me the salt Suri, just the salt.
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Seungmin: I am so tired of having these petty debates with you, I'm just not going to respond when you're being an idiot anymore
Suri: I bet I can change your mind
Seungmin: and how do you plan t-
Suri: beethoven probably faked his death out of spite, he's still alive
Seungmin: he's been dead FOR 200 YEARS YOU ABSOLUTE IMBECILE-
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I.N: haha when i was a kid i didn't realize oceans and seas were different things!
Suri:
Suri: what
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Fanfictionface claim; @hwa.min on Instagram started;27/8/2020 ended; MAKE SURE TO READ THE FIRST BOOK BEFORE THIS ONE^^ *PAUSED BUT NOT ON A CLIFF-HANGER* Safe to read without worrying about it not being completed
