Texting fic? Yeah... I'm lazy.
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KinkyBathBombs has ThatTreesexual and TallEdgyBoi to chat
KinkyBathBombs: Heyyy
ThatTreesexual: hi
TallEdgyBoi: wtf Jared it's 3am
KinkyBathBombs: your point?
TallEdgyBoi: go to sleep
KinkyBathBombs: I canttttt
ThatTreesexual: why not? Is everything okay? Did something happen? Are you okay?!
KinkyBathBombs: relax Ev, I'm fine
KinkyBathBombs: just not tired
ThatTreesexual: oh, that's good
TallEdgyBoi: now that we know your fine can we sleep
KinkyBathBombs: nope
TallEdgyBoi: and why not?
ThatTreesexual: Connor has a point Jare, we should get some sleep. YOU should get some sleep, you need it
KinkyBathBombs: but whyyyy thooooo
ThatTreesexual: Because you almost fell asleep on our date earlier! When was the last time you even slept probably anyway?
KinkyBathBombs: ummmm
KinkyBathBombs: I dunno??
ThatTreesexual: Jared! You need to sleep!
TallEdgyBoi: Jared, babe, please go to sleep
KinkyBathBombs: I already told you though. I. Can't. Sleep.
ThatTreesexual: why can't you sleep, Jare?
KinkyBathBombs: because you guys aren't here and I'm cold and lonely and I don't feel like being alive
ThatTreesexual: oh Jared
ThatTreesexual: I'll be there in 10 minutes baby, can you wait that long?
TallEdgyBoi: I'm coming too
KinkyBathBombs: yeah, that's great
KinkyBathBombs: I love you guys
ThatTreesexual: I love you, too, Jare
TallEdgyBoi: I love you too
TallEdgyBoi: Be there soon
When Connor and Evan reached Jared's house, the shortest of the three was finally able to get some much needed sleep.
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