Ha ha ha..........
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Jared put his ding dong into Evans hole and they had a thousand babies that all died since Jared and Evan are very horrible people (because of the Connor Project) that are to stupid to take care of themselves but then out of nowhere a flying ice cream truck came and ran over Jared and him being dead drove Evan to finally succeed in killing himself and then they two little gay shits met again in hell and had demon babies that then proceeded to eat the tiny remains of their souls
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Ha.
I honestly have no idea.
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Mountain Dew Red // Be More Chill + Dear Evan Hansen
Fanfiction• R E Q U E S T S C L O S E D • I nEeD mOuNtAiN dEw ReD! Be More Chill and Dear Evan Hansen inspired one shots! Enjoy! Please don't read the first few stories. Please. Highest Ranking(s): No.1 - kleinsen No.1 - sincerelythree No.1 - jeremyxsquip ...
