Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss one-shots [Currently Editing]

Alastor x Neko fem!reader

Requested by @Azarath_Playz
Words: 1093
Edited: 3rd January 2023

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Alastor was taking his daily walk through Hell. It was peaceful... if you ignore the fact that demons are running away at the sight of him.
He walked past Rosie's Emporium to say hi to his friend, Rosie, before leaving again.

He decided he'll go through the park, and as he was humming a song, he heard two voices coming from the center of the park.

He walked over to see the TV demon, Vox, and the Neko-demon Y/n.

Y/n was sitting with legs crossed on the fountain, having one hand in the water and tickling and stroking the small killer fish's stomachs.

Vox was standing in front of her, glaring down as she ignored him. "Oh darling, go buy a personality," Y/n snapped at the man who rolled his eyes, "I don't understand you, I don't speak assholian," 

Y/n glared at him "I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you." 

Vox snorted "Yeah right, you're so full of shit the toilet's jealous." Y/n looked at her now long nails. 

"The trash gets picked up tomorrow, be ready, Voxy," she said and winked. He glared down at her and rubbed his temple, "Every time you speak, I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one."

Y/n snorted, "Oh, please, I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it before,"

Alastor leaned against a tree, watching them in amusement as he adored you and your comebacks. "You ugly slut" Vox growled and Y/n looked at him with a closed eye smile "Being a dick won't make yours any bigger" Y/n said, eyes glowing red.

Vox stared into her eyes and was about to say something but stopped and Y/n's chuckle echoed through the wind, "Quit trying to be a badass when you're just an ass," She said in her demonic voice and walked past Vox who stood there like a stone. Y/n's powers are that when her eyes glow red and not her normal e/c color.

And her opponent looks into her eyes, they turn into stone for about half an hour before they turn back again. And through the 30 minutes of just standing there, their ability to speak is gone.

As Y/n walked past the ice-frozen television demon, she noticed Alastor by a tree, he was smirking at the now unharmed demon and then smiled widely towards the Neko as she skipped her way towards him, her smirk long gone and her tail was wagging back and forth.

"Alastor! Did you see that?" She ranted and he chuckled "Yes dear, I find it quite amusing what you did." Y/n giggled and cheered happily, her tail wagging faster and her ears twitching slightly.

Alastor took his hand so his fingers were tangled together with her hair as he began to rub her head and ears. Y/n blushed slightly and began to purr from the calming feeling.

Alastor stopped and began to walk off with a smirk, Y/n whined and held onto his arm as the two walked off.

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On their way out of the park, Alastor grabbed one of the most beautiful red roses from a bush and sat it in Y/n's hair. She giggled childishly and held his arm tighter. He smiled down at the woman. Adoring her as always.

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Alastor and Y/n walked past a meat shop when they saw the worker grab a customer by the throat. Y/n let go of Alastor and slammed the door open. The worker dropped the customer as they saw Y/n's and Alastor's silhouettes.

"Good day, sir" Y/n began and the two walked closer to the cashier's desk. "We caught the sight of your sign out front, and I make it my business to try out every new meat shop that appears. You never know which one will end up as my favorite," Alastor said and walked over to the glass, looking for something he felt like having.

"Do you have any fresh venison? I do love a nice top sirloin, but am partial to venison myself! Reminds me of simple times..." Alastor said when Y/n suddenly slammed her hands on the table when the worker was about to grab his meat knife. She had a crazy look on her face "And we all love to return to simple times. Do we not?" She asked in her demonic voice.

"Y-Yes, miss... I, uh, I have some nice cuts, I can get for you both." The worker said and walked over to another counter. Alastor chuckled and wrapped an arm around Y/n's waist. 

"Good man! Make sure you get all of that silver-skinned trimmed off. I want fresh meat, not bubble gum!" Alastor spoke as Y/n smiled and laid her head on his shoulder while waiting for the man to return the meat.

"Ah! Thank you kindly, my good sir!" Alastor said when the man handed him and Y/n each a plastic bag of meat.

The two smiled at each other and went back to the door to be met by a sheep demon. "Oh! Pardon us" Alastor said, letting her in first before they walked out of the shop.

The door closes and screams and cries of help can form inside the shop. Y/n stopped, and her smile faded and changed into a smirk.

"Alastor~ Be a dear and hold this for me?" She asked and he took the plastic bag. "Sure thing, darling. Just do your thing," He said and watched as she walked into the shop again. He stood in the doorway, watching all her movements.

"You know, I really hate those who can't show a little more respect to those of fairer means. It's rather distasteful, like bad meat." She said, now in her fully demonic form.

Her nails were longer, her eyes glowing red, and her teeth spiked so that they could bite down through the hardest metal. The man dropped the sheep and she backed up so her back was against the wall. She watched as Y/n's nails cut through the man's skin, causing blood to be spilled everywhere.

Y/n took some meat in another plastic bag and skipped happily towards Alastor she handed the bag to him and took back her own.

"Why thank you, darling," He said and looked at the meat. He took a piece and tasted it.
He ruffled Y/n's hair and laid a peck on her forehead.

"Not quite as tasty as venison. But... it will do"