"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." // A DSMP Fanfiction

Chapter 92

    Tommy was drinking a glass of water and then spat it out once he heard what Ranboo said. "Y-YOU WANT TO M-MARRY  TUBBO?!!?" Tommy sputtered in shock. Ranboo's eyes widened. "No, of course not! I mean platonically-" Ranboo said, and Tommy nodded after a moment of silence.

    "This two-toned bastard first comes in and slowly takes my best friend, Tubbo, away from me, and now he wants to PLATONICALLY MARRY him?!!?" Tommy thought, and Clementine stayed quiet and watched the drama. "But I don't know how to propose..." Ranboo said. Something told him that if he didn't give Ranboo his blessing, he would still marry Tubbo anyway. "I'll just go along with it." He thought. After all, he had Purpled and Clementine still with him! He thought for a while and then grinned.

    "Okay, so imagine this. You walk into Tubbo's room with the ring behind your back and gasp in shock. Tubbo stares at you and goes "What? Is something wrong?". Then, you say this. "Oh my god, you have boted!". And then Tubbo becomes all confused and asks you what you mean. And then you say "Botedeez nuts in your mouth! Tubbo Underscore, will you marry me?". Then, go down on one knee and hold the ring out. Tubbo will be too stunned to do anything, so he'll just agree, and then problem solved." Tommy says, and Ranboo nods. "Thanks a lot!" Ranboo says happily, then walks off into the kitchen.

"Did Ranboo actually think I was serious-?!" He muttered to Clementine, and then the two burst into laughter.

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    Tommy walked out of his room with Clementine in his shirt pocket after he changed into his clothes for work. He found Purpled outside waiting for him. "How is he?" Tommy asked. "I wrapped his head and healed him. To be honest, there were a lot of wounds to clean up, the glass really did hurt him." He said to Tommy, who nodded, then looked at the clock.

    "WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" Tommy yelled as he bolted for the door with Purpled following him. They almost missed the train, and let out a sigh of relief as they sank down onto the seats. "We barely made it." Purpled said with a small laugh. Tommy let out a small laugh and nodded in agreement. "Barely, huh?" He said as he looked at the buildings zooming by. "When was the meeting, again?" Tommy asked, and Purpled pulled out his phone.

    "WE ONLY HAVE AROUND TEN MORE MINUTES TO GET THERE-" He yelled and quickly checked how long it would take for them to get there. The train reached their destination in around five minutes, and they quickly jumped off the train and ran to the headquarters.

    "ONLY FIVE MORE MINUTES-" Purpled said as he glanced at his watch, becoming out of breath. Tommy nodded as he gasped and soon, the two burst into the headquarters and bolted towards the elevator. "Shit... WHICH FLOOR IS THE MEETING ON?!!?" Tommy yelled as he looked at the numbers.

    "Good morning, Timothy and Purpled! Do you two also need to go to the large meeting?" Sam Nook asked, and Tommy nodded frantically. "Yes please, thanks a lot, Sam Nook!" Purpled said and he checked his watch and his eyes widened. "TWO MORE MINUTES!" Purpled yelled, and they felt the elevator going a bit faster. "Sam Nook, I can not thank you enough!" Tommy said as the elevator doors opened. "You're welcome!" Sam Nook said as the two ran out the doors.

    "ONE MORE MINUTE!" Purpled said as he frantically looked around for the meeting room and ran towards it. The hallway was pretty long, and the room was at the end of the hallway. "HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE LEFT?!" Tommy asked as he ran. "5 MORE SECONDS!" Purpled said. Four. They ran closer. Three. They continued to run as fast as they could. Two. The door was so close, they could touch it. They ran faster and then threw the door open.

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