part 46 // stupid jokes

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yoongi didnt like jokes. he didnt like jokes, puns, lame play on words, anything like that. they made him irritated. he especially despised when someone would laugh much to hard at them. they werent even funny, yoongi thought to himself, shut it. but for some reason, today he had finally heard one that he liked.


"and- and then he said-" yoongi gasped for breath as fits of laughter roared out of his rather small body. he was currently trying (keyword: trying) to tell his longtime friend jungkook a story, but it wasnt going so well due to how much laughter he was producing at the moment. yoongi continued to try and contain himself by taking many deep breaths as jungkook finally spoke up. "you love him, you know that right?" he said, face smiling lightly.


yoongi abruptly stopped his giggles and faced jungkook. he was silent for what seemed like hours before he said something. "what? i- i dont know what you're talking about." yoongi muttered shakily, hands fidgeting with the zipper of his sweatshirt. jungkook let out a laugh then, that made yoongi look up at him once more. "yeah, sure hyung." he sarcastically smiled as he rose up from his seat to leave. "i have studying to do, i'll catch you later yoongi hyung!" he then replaced his previously sarcastic smile with a genuine one as he walked to the door.


yoongi just smiled a little bit in return as he watched the young boy leave. "i better see all A's on that brat's report card." he mumbled to himself. jungkooks parents had died early in his life and yoongi had taken on the roll of a parent for him. thats how its always been. 


"in love.. hah, as if." yoongi chuckled lowly to himself as his mind drifted back to jungkooks words. how could he possibly know anything about love? yoongi thought to himself. but then his mind shifted to the boy jungkook was talking about, jimin. he thought about how jimins giggle made his stomach feel weird and how his eyes were so pretty yoongi often day dreamed about them. he thought about how jimin was the only person he could ever tolerate for long amounts of time, and home he couldnt even bring himself to think of a world without him.


he shot up from his seat. jungkook was right. yoongi, was in love. from the sudden burst of energy from his realization, yoongi sprinted all the way to jimins little apartment. he stood at the door, panting. when he finally regained a steady breath and mentally cursed himself for running so much, he remembered that jimin wouldnt even be home yet. he sighed loudly and fished through his pocket for the sticky notes and pen he always carries around.


it may seem convenient for him to just have those things, but he really did carry them around all the time. he was constantly jotting down lyrics when inspiration came to him, so he figured that he needed a place to write it all down. so he pulled them out and wrote a short note to jimin, figuring that he'd talk to him later so he'd just keep it simple.


hey jimin, its yoongi. i think i might be in love with you, so we should talk soon. thanks. (insert sloppily drawn heart)


when he finally met up with jungkook again later that day, as usual, he spoke first. "how did you- how did you know?" he said, facing jungkook dead on. jungkook paused for a moment, before chuckling again. "well, for one you never shut up about him. and also, that joke you told me he said earlier, wasnt even funny. and jokes never, ever, make you laugh." yoongi smiled at that, jungkook was right. "also you mutter his name in your sleep." jungkook then added slyly, earning a slap on the arm from yoongi.


after a few hours with jungkook, he headed home. well, they lived together, but jungkook was going out with some friends yoongi didnt know tonight. as he approached their front door, he could clearly see a bright yellow square in the middle of it. as he got closer, he realized it was the same sticky note he had left for jimin. 


hi yoongi hyung, its jimin. im so glad you finally said something! i've been dying. anyways, i love you too, dummy.


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a/n this was sooooo short and sloppy but the next one will be better i promise! school just suckssss. also, a ton of you have been complementing me on how my writing has improved and i just diE EVERY TIME ILY ALL TYSM IT MEANS THE WORLD ...even though this one sucks.

lots of love my darlings, namjoon1994 ! (its so late i should be asleep rip) 




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