We're the Weasleys || Weasley Next Gen

Chapter 88- Freddie's POV

**A/N** Hello! Sorry, this chapter is a little shorter than the ones I've normally do! I really wanted to upload today but I had a class earlier which cut into my writing/editing time. I hope you enjoy it all the same xx

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"Do you ever think about the fact that we have to brush our teeth twice a day, every day for the rest of our lives? Cause I do, and it's exhausting just thinking about it."

We all look at Louis. He's got his nose in the Care of Magical Creatures textbook so I really don't know why he's thinking about brushing his teeth right now.

"What about the fact that every single day of your life till the day you die you have to make your bed just to un-make it in 12 ish hours," Evie adds.

"You make your bed every morning?" asks Amar.

"You don't make your bed every morning?"

"I don't think Amar even knows how to make a bed," I add.

Amar flips me off, "Yeah, you get a bunch of foam and put it in a square-shaped baking pan and put it in the oven for half an hour..."

We all burst into laughter. Madam Pince already hates us and this isn't going to help our case at all but it's not like she can kick us out, we're technically studying for our OWLs and that gives us immunity.

"One, what the fuck dude. Two, a square pan? When have you ever once seen a square bed?" I ask once I've calmed down.

"Square, rectangle, same shit."

"No. A square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn't a square." Evie says all matter of factly.

"How the fuck do you people have the brain capacity to talk about this kind of shit. Someone tell me what the fuck a Crup is right now or I'm throwing hands." Louis says looking at the three of us.

"You know that muggle video game Sonic the Hedgehog?" I say.

Louis rolls his eyes, "Yes Fredrick, we used to play that game together as kids."

"Right. And you know his friend Tails?"

"Yes."

"Now imagine if Tails was a dog. And instead of two tails, it was one tail with two ends."

Louis gives me a blank stare. "Are you serious right now? That's the explanation you're going to give me mister monster hunter? Watch out, everyone! We've got the new Newt Scamander in the building! A Crup is just Tails but a dog and actually nothing like Tails at all!" Louis says it so loud that a few students turn around in their seats to look at us.

Evie snorts which makes me smile, "Fine," I clear my throat and stand from my seat, holding my textbook like my mom used to hold picture books when she was reading to us all so we could see the pictures, "The Crup strongly resembles a Jack Russel Terrior except the Crup has a forked tail. Almost, like a dog version of Tails." I say loudly and in my best professor voice. Amar and Evie lose their minds which gives me enough of a reason to continue, "They are wizard bred dogs, this is obvious due to their extreme loyalty to wizards and ferociousness towards muggles and squibs!"

"Ten points from Gryffindor Mister Weasley." Madam Pince says from behind me, "You'd do well to find your seat."

I drop the textbook onto the desk and bring my hands up to my eyes, pretending like I'm looking through binoculars. Then I attempt an awful Australian accent, "Crikey! There she is, a wild chair! Beautiful beasts aren't they. What a beauty!"

Evie, Louis, and Amar nearly kill themselves laughing. I spin around to look at Madam Pince, "And crikey! What'd we have here? Why it's a beautiful young woman it is! By golly, I haven't seen one of these in years! They're going extinct."