Part 2 of "Hello"
For Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/58655676-hello-wattys2016
All covers for "Hello" stories made by @Hipster_Rain
Sophie Delaney was just minding her own business seeing in the new year from the peacefulness of her own...
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Hello, Jasmine! *Waves* We've missed you!
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"Hey-"
"Oh, God. What's happened? Is he dead?"
"What?"
"My brother. Is he dead?"
"No, he's fine."
"Oh."
"..."
"Thank fuck for that. What the hell are you calling for if it isn't to deliver bad news?"
"Um, because it's our thing."
"Our thing?"
"Yeah, our thing. You know, a phone call every day. Is any of this ringing a bell with you?"
"Yes, Daniel. But yesterday you said that you'd call if something went wrong."
"Yes, but-"
"And now you're calling me when nothing is wrong."
"Well, excuse me for wanting to speak to you."
"Daniel... -What are you doing?! Give me the phone back!-"
<<Not until you can be nice. Now, sit your British ass down and shut the fuck up. I'm talking on the phone here! -Daniel? It's Jasmine.->>
"Yes, that much I understood."
<<-Great, well, understand this too. Your fiancée is being a raving bitch today and has practically bitten everyone's head of. I tell ya, it's like she's some sort of witch that likes to eat the souls of people!->>
"-I am not like that.-"
<<I'm sorry, did I give you permission to speak? No, I did not. Now continue with your silent meditation on how you ended up in this situation.- Hey, Daniel? You know what I just figured out?>>
"Dare I ask?"
<<I could be an awesome rapper. I mean, I'm really good with rhyming.>>
"I can't imagine you as a rapper."
<<You under-appreciate myGod-given talents.>>
"I don't think I do."
<<Just for that, I may just put an irate Sophie Clément back on the phone to rip your head off.>>
"I think you misunderstood me. What I meant to say was- Jasmine you could be the next Iggy Azalea."
<<Haha, you know who that is right?>>
"I'm not completely out of the loop when it comes to pop culture. Or rap culture."
<<Yeah, well, I don't think I want to be like Iggy Azalea. Anyway, we digress. Sophie's being horrific to everyone because she's highly strung about the whole Lucas situation, even though she's making Charlotte given her update every five minutes. I mean, after getting the same 'He's asleep' text twenty-five times in a row, you'd think Sophie would give up, but no. Stubborn AF.>>
"AF?"
<<As fuck.>>
"Glad I asked."
<<I bet. So, because she's being really mean, like Regine George level of meanness, I am confiscating her cell phone, and calling the phone company to disconnect her home line. As an extra punishment, I may cancel her internet connection too.>>
"-You wouldn't!-"
<<Try me, bitch. -Well, Daniel, as lovely as this conversation has bene, I'm going to hang up now. Send my love to your brother, and remind him that he hasn't called me in a couple of days and that I miss our... conversations. Will you do that for me, Daniel?>>
"Why do I have a feeling that when you say 'conversations', there's something more to it?"
<<Because there is, but I'm too polite to tell you that 'conversation' in this sense is alluding to phone sex.>>
