September 8th 2016

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"I think I'm losing the will to live."

"Huh?"

"I got dragged to the Yeezus Season 4 show and it was, hands down, the biggest pile of shit in the world."

"What the hell is a Yeezus?"

"Kanye West?"

"Ah. He's a Yeezus?"

"..."

"Is he?-Samuel, what's a Yeezus?-"

<<Kanye West's fashion line.>>

"-How do you know that?-"

<<Have you met my fiancée?>>

"God, it's weird hearing your brother call Jasmine his fiancée."

"You're telling me."

"Are you two finalising the house sale?"

"Yeah, we're just signing the contract."

<<Don't tell Sophie that! She'll tell Jasmine! Those two tell each other everything!>>

"-No they don't.- Do they? I mean, do you?"

"Most of the time."

"You do?"

"But I didn't tell her about this, though."

"You didn't?"

"You said that Samuel wanted it to be a surprise, so I kept schtum."

"You sure?"

"Yes."

"-She says she didn't tell Jasmine.-"

<<I bet Sophie also told you she was a virgin when you met.>>

"-No, she definitely wasn't that.-"

"I can hear you."

"Um..."

"For that comment, I'm going to hang up and make you sweat the whole night, wondering if I'm pissed off with you or not for telling Samuel that I wasn't a virgin when we met."

"But-"

"And I also have to go because the fashion show is about to start. Bye!

[Call ended.]

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