"Hello?" Pt. 2

October 25th 2016

"Do we need to book a wedding photographer?"

"No."

"No? You don't want photos of the big day?"

"No, I want them. We just don't need to hire one for the day."

"But-"

"I know loads of photographers, one being my cousin, Laure. She'll do it. If I ask nicely."

"And a videographer?"

"Um... I don't know any of those."

"-We'll need a videographer.- Ok, next on the list- you have your dress, don't you?"

"Yes."

"Bridesmaids?"

"Chosen."

"I meant their dresses."

"Oh, yeah, got those, too."

"What colour are they? Remember we've changed the colour scheme."

"Oh, right... I'll talk to my mum and we'll get it sorted."

"Nola's dress?"

"I'll call Jenna and we'll take Nola shopping."

"Ok, well I'm sorting out the suits with the guys tonight-"

"The guys? You're still having those arseholes as your groomsmen?"

"If you have Jasmine, I get to keep the arseholes. Hair and makeup? Do I need to book someone?"

"Maybe to do the hair, but I think we're ok with the makeup. Emma is surprisingly talented when she's armed with MAC."

"What's MAC?"

<<Makeup.>>

"Yeah, what your wedding planner said."

"Our wedding planner."

"Yeah, that too."

"Ok, to preface this next question I must stress that it's on the list. This isn't me asking, but the wedding planning book. Have you got your bridal lingerie?"

"Haha, yes, Daniel, I've got that sorted. Thank you for asking."

"You're welcome. Ok, transportation. The church is on the estate, but it's a fair bit of a trek from the house. Do you want a vintage car, a modern car, a horse and carriage?"

"A horse and carriage, please."

"You don't want that."

"I don't?"

"No, you want... A Bentley or a Rolls Royce."

"Mhm. In that case, we can ask my dad to break out his Rolls Royce."

"Your dad has a Rolls Royce?"

"Mum has a Bentley. Either car will do, right?"

"Right. Any other cars available to us?"

"Probably. Why?"

"Cars for the wedding party."

"Oh, right. Well, Dad and I can have the Rolls. The bridesmaids could go in the Bentley. Mum can go with Adam in Charlotte's BMW. As for you and your motley crew, I'm sure you can sort yourselves out."

"..."

"Actually, you couldn't even arrange for you lot to come back from Amsterdam. I think my parents still have Emma's Q5 in their garage, if that helps."