September 12th 2016

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"Did you seriously tell Jasmine to go Hell and you'll meet her there?"

"Yes."

"For any particular reason?"

"Because she told me to go fuck myself."

"I honestly don't get why you two don't get along."

"Perhaps it's because she's a raging psychotic lunatic?"

"No, I think it's because you two are too much alike."

"Is that so?"

"Yes."

"In that case, you are also a raging psychotic lunatic."

"But you're marrying me, so what does that make you?"

"..."

"Exactly!"

"You're being mean to me now."

"No, I'm not."

"You are. I'm hanging up now."

"What, why?"

"Becuase you're being mean. So, I'm hanging up."

"But I didn't even get the chance to ask you why Jasmine was yelling at you yesterday."

"Too bad."

"But-"

"No, you should have been nicer to me. You're own fault."

"But-"

"Night, Soph."

"But-"

[Call ended.]

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