"Hello?" Pt. 2

August 21st 2016

"How's the head?"

"Why are you shouting?"

"I'm talking normally, Daniel."

"You're not. You're shouting."

"Babe, if I was shouting, you'd know it."

"You are shouting. I know you are."

"You just think I am because you're nursing a hangover and you're a little more sensitive to noise than usual."

"Please, stop shouting."

"I guess this tells me all I need to know about your head."

"Why are you still talking?"

"Because I'm your fiancée and I love you."

"If you loved me, you'd stop talking."

"Charming."

"I am dying."

"You shouldn't have drained that two hundred pound bottle of whisky then."

"Wait, who told you about the whisky?"

"You did."

"When?"

"When you called last night."

"I called you last night?"

"Yes."

"What was I saying?"

"Why don't you ask your friends to see the video?"

"Video? There's a video? -Guys, did you record me on the phone last night?-"

<<Yes.>>

"-Michael, what the hell?!"

<<What? You told us to video it. Apparently, it was going to be your version of a Shakespearean sonnet.>>

"-That in itself should have told not to record it!-"

<<Don't be mad at me. Be mad at yourself.>>

"-Delete the video!-"

<<Ok. But you may want to give Elias and Fletch the same lecture.>>

"-I hate you all.- Hey, Soph?"

"Yeah?"

"How horrific was it? -Mike, how horrific was it?-"

<<Really horrific.>>

"Oh, God! Sophie, I am so sorry. I am... sorry."

"Don't listen to Michael. It was fine."

"Fine?"

"Better than fine?"

"Better than fine?"

"Mhm."

"-Mike, get the video up!- Sophie, I have to go. I need to watch this video!"

"Daniel, you don't have to-"

"I do. I am so sorry for whatever I said last night, and I promise not to do it again! I love you."

"I know."

"Bye, Soph."

[Call ended]

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Dan: Just seen the video. Writing it all down to use as my vows! BTW, meant every word of it.