November 26th 2016

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"I cannot take your call at the moment. I'm at the cinema. Watching Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Yes, I realise I'm a week behind. Blame my brother. He refused to come with me for days. You may wonder what's changed to make him now come with me. Basically, I blackmailed him. I think it worked. Anyhow, enough about me. Why are you calling? Leave your answer at the sound of the tone. Cheers."

"That greeting answers my question. Coincidentally, it raises several about you. For example, are you sane?

"Seeing as you are out, I'm going to invite the guys over for poker night. By the way, we've run out of macarons. Someone ate the thirty you bought yesterday. God knows who. Wasn't me..."

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