Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Oneshots/Imagines

Jolyne Kujo | Fuck You, Karen

Requested by: the_jungbooty_

*This is semi-based on a true story which is down below 

No-one's P.O.V.

"S-so, Jolyne, wh-what color would you th-think looks best?" Y/n asked, holding two dresses, one in each arm. The girl made a thoughtful hum before poking at the blue dress. "I think this one will look cuter!" She commented with starry eyes. The timid girl giggled at her joy and nodded, walking into the dressing room as Jolyne took the other dress away to the shelf.

She then sat on the chair, tapping her feet on the ground as she waited. Then, the door opened and the black/green haired girl gasped at such a cute sight. Her girlfriend in a cute blue dress, looking down at her feet, shy to what she looked like. "D-Do I look... good?"

"Good? Good!? You look fantastic!" Jolyne exclaimed, clapping as she stared up at her with glee. Sure, she had caught everyone in the store's attention and sure she was acting very loud, but she was supportive for her girlfriend none-the-less.

After Y/n got out of the dressing room, now having the dress in hand, a woman walked up to them. "What a lovely dress you've chosen for your friend!" Said the middle aged lady. She had that familiar haircut dyed from brown to blonde. A karen. "Actually, I was just looking for a nice, blue dress for myself. Could I have it?"

Y/n sighed sadly, she wanted the dress but was to give it away. Before she could agree, Jolyne disagreed. "Sorry ma'am, but me and my girlfriend are going out with family tomorrow, so we want to look our best." "Oh, a gay couple. Typical."

The karen proceeded to pull out a pink dress from her bags, presenting it to the poor girl. "Here. Take this dress. It'll look way better on you, but I'll only trade for that dress you have." She said, she then took a hold on the dress, pushing the other, much bigger and tacky dress in Y/n's arms. Before the karen could take it, string had wrapped around her ankles, making her fall over with a yelp.

An arm securely around Y/n's waist, the two bought the dress and left. Once they were far enough, Y/n said; "Th-thanks for h-helping me back there." To which, Jolyne kissed her temple, rubbing her upper arm for comfort. "No problem, babe."

One time, I was trying out clothes and shit with my girlfriend Chill, and I very much remember. I kid not, I found a Jojo jacket in this anime merch-shop and this kid approaches me. Now, the jacket was partial leather and it had Dio on the back so it was fucking cool and the kid says "Give me your anime-boy jumper." Now, I'm looking at this kid, my girlfriend is too, and I say; "Umm, have you seen Jojo?" "Jojo Siwa?!?! Eww, that's for girls like you, now give me the jacket!" 

Me and Chill are looking around the store, asking the kid for his mom. He's being nagging and pulling at it, so my girlfriend trips him over, and we gun it for the checkout. Even remembering the kid tripping like 'Swoop-' makes me laugh XD

-L o f i