Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Oneshots/Imagines

Guido Mista | My Dumbass

Requested by: Tigerlilypad1311

*This went off a little off-script but hey- The fucker finally got some luv

No-one's P.O.V.

Silence. It filled the air like water pouring through a river. She sat on the chair, alone and bored, cuts and gashes burning on her skin. Y/n's current situation was that she was trapped, tied to a chair to be an experiment to one of the more sadistic members of Unità Speciale.

She sighed, hanging her head. 'It's only a matter of time until they kill me, or make me into a slave... Damn.' She thought to herself, with no hope on the thought of escaping, bored of it... until-

"Babe!"

Whipping her head to the very small window, she witnessed her boyfriend trying to sneak through the window, his leg and arm clung to the wall as he awkwardly smiled at her. "Hey Y/n! I've come to save you!"

The girl shook her head frantically, and demanded with a hushed voice; "Shhhhhut up! First of all, you shouldn't be here! Second, you should leave before they fucking come!"

Even if Mista was a dumbass from time to time... to time... to time... he ended up being her dumbass, and she couldn't be any more happy. So in default, she found it to be charming yet an idiotic move to be saving her presumably by himself.

Untying her, Mista had noticed how suddenly, she stiffened. "Oh, babe? What's up-?" "I think they're coming back."

Both of them went silent. Panicked, quickly untied the rope on Y/n and jumped through the window, Y/n following after quickly, but to their demise, Secco had already found them out the window. "C-Cioccolata! She's escaping with the idiot!" "Hey!"

Running away and through the streets, Y/n tried to find a good getaway vehicle. A taxi? Too slow. Chevy? Nope. Too... flashy. Very noticeable. Her stand had the ability to switch places with someone, and whoever she had contact with, they could join too. The ability was convenient, but not very easy to use, there was timing and not to use it up or else it'd be tiring her.

The girl gasped, instantly noticing the very getaway vehicle, fast getaway and in style. A sports motorcycle. With a smirk, Y/n swiped up and held Mista's hand with a confident look. "How about we get out of here, babe?" She asked, her voice sly making the gunslingers heart pound wildly. "Y-You betcha!"

Wrapping an arm properly around his waist as he kept an eye on the ground in case the dog-like man was about to jump out on them. And within a millisecond, the two were on the motorcycle Y/n switched with, letting the owner stay on the sidewalk.

"Mista, you realize Bucciarati's going to scold you when we get back?" Y/n stated, making the vehicle speed up faster. The male kept his arms around her waist, smiling like a dork. "Haha, yeah..."

Out of honesty, even if he put his life on the line being by himself to save her, he didn't care about his safety, only hers.

After they arrived back in Naples, back to the mansion to the rest of the team, Y/n headed back up to her room to relax whilst Mista, as mentioned, was being admonished by their capo.

Y/n sat in her room, trying to fix up whatever wounds she had until her idiot of a boyfriend entered the room, falling onto the bed, face first. The girl smirked, laying down beside him. "Let me guess, 'You should've been careful and went with someone at least'?" "...Pretty much."

With a small hum, she then moved over to him, bringing a hand to his cheek as he turned to look at her. A whimsical smile emerged on his face as he propped his head up with his hands. Y/n chuckled at him and asked; "What are you smiling about?"

"Only the most beautiful girl I've ever seen~" He commented. Y/n gave a small huff, shaking her head. She then took a hold of his woolly collar, pulling him close and letting his lips gently crash into hers.

Mista needs sum luv here guys c'mon

-L o f i