Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Oneshots/Imagines

Melone | Y U Gotta B Like That

Request By: Maki_Yukohana

Oh boy, oh boy, I wonder what this oneshot's named after? (Nah but seriously, the songs really good)

- No-one's P.O.V. -

"Baby, I need your help."

Y/n looked over to her door-frame, seeing her boyfriend standing there with a slightly panicked expression. She sat up in her desk-chair, eyeing him curiously. "Uh, what?"

"Well, baby, I uh..." This was abnormal. Usually, Melone is either horny as fuck or trying to be polite which just devolves into being horny. "I, um... My hairdressers is closed today, I have work tomorrow and I know you've dyed your hair a few times before..."

Catching on, Y/n's eyes lit up, letting in a small gasp. "Sure! Actually, I'm pretty sure I do have purple dye! I could totally do that!"

Soon after, Y/n had him sitting on a chair in the bathroom, brushing through his faded purple hair with bits of it still blonde. "Good god, you should let me become your hairdresser, whoever used to do yours didn't even do the full job!"

He didn't really listen, only focusing on the relaxing feeling of her fingers slightly massaging his scalp. After a bit, Y/n got to re-dying the roots, gingerly and with focused expression, keeping quiet as her boyfriend silently swooned at how serious she was taking it.

"You know, you should bring that attitude to the bedroom, might spice things up, huh?" "I will let you go to work with green hair." "I'm sorry."

After another hour, finally, his faded hair became a full purple again, along with some extra pink dyed tips. "What's this, Y/n?" He asked, properly looking at himself in their bedroom. Y/n walked over, wrapping both arms around his waist and said; "Well, I wanted to experiment, and I thought it'd look really cool... and I thought it'd look kinda hot on you."

He smirked, looking over his shoulder at him. "Hmm? Oh really? How about we-" "I will forcefully dye your hair green and orange." "I'm sorry again."

Fluffy Melone, Fluffy Melone. I know it's impossible to make Melone anywhere near fluffy, but I tried and he's still horny

-L o f i