Y/N L/N doesn't know much about his family or where he came from. All he knows is that he's lived in New York all his life, fighting and stealing to survive. One day he witnesses a fight between a hero and a villain. He suddenly finds himself rushin...
???: Well, I'm known by many names. The merc with a mouth, the best mercenary in the world, dumbest, but you, you can just call me, insert image....
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???: Deadpool!
You stood there for a moment trying to figure out if you were hallucinating or not. Did you really miss Gwendolyn that much that you made a male version of her?
Deadpool: How dare you?! I'm the OG. Well, I was a rip off of another character from another company but I'm obviously the better one.
Y/N: The hell are you on about?
Deadpool: That's not important. Your daddy is missing and the last few chapters haven't been the best so now I'm taking over. You're going to come with me and we're going to save papa Sabertooth from the ultra top secret base.
You walked past him. Definitely a hallucination.
Deadpool: Gasp! I know you did not just walk past me!
He was suddenly in front of you again.
Y/N: Look, person dressed like they belong to a BDSM dungeon....
Deadpool: Real original.
Y/N: I don't know who you are, how you know my dad, or even if you're real.
Deadpool: I'm Deadpool, I'm Deadpool, and is this real?
He punched your shoulder. Yep. He was real. He then grabbed your hand.
Deadpool: Ok author! Do your thing. ----------- Y/N: How the hell did we get here?
Deadpool: Scene transition. It either moves time forward or shows a different perspective. Not that the author cares to explain it at all.
You were both standing before a base in Antarctica. Seriously, it was like you blinked and you were here. Was this guy some kind of magic user?
Deadpool: Nope! Just a guy with a really cool healing factor and guns. Lots of guns. Oh! And I can say fuck whenever I want.
Y/N: Anyone can.
Deadpool: No no no. You don't understand. I can say fuck whenever. I can just drop it in there like a tab of acid.
Y/N: You know what? You remind me of someone I know.
Deadpool: Moon Knight or Gwenpool?
You shrugged. Both you guessed. Deadpool nodded and pulled out a rocket launched before aiming it at the front doors.
Y/N: Where did you get that?
Deadpool: The plot.
He fired it off and the front doors blew off. He tossed the launcher aside and pulled put his swords.
