Mask x Skull oneshots (Splatoon manga)

Incorrect quotes because my creativity juices are gone

Vintage: *flirting with Mask*

Aloha:..You're being awfully quiet...

Skull: You can't plan a murder out loud.

Skull: *looking at Mask* I like a man who can kick my ass...

Skull: *texting* Yo, I'm coming over to kidnap you, is that ok?

Mask: *texting* Bring McDonalds. 

Army: Mask, get out of the box, I need to throw it out. 

Mask, mouth full of packing peanuts: FUUUCK YOU, I'M THE BOOOOX QUEEN!

Aloha: Hey Mask, I like your top!

Skull: I have a name.

Skull: *wearing a black trench coat and holding a slushie* Will you be my Veronica~?

Mask: *pulls out a gun* Ok!

Skull: JESUS-

Mask: Caaaan we go in nooow...? The treees are baad for the baby...

Army:....

Mask:.....C'moon...

Aloha:....

Mask: Ask me whooo the baaby is.

Skull: What baby?

Mask: MEEE. I'M BABEY.

Aloha: Are you in love with Skull?

Mask: No...

Aloha: Then why do you draw M+S everywhere?

Mask: It staaaands for Miserable aaaand Suuuuffering.

Mask: I'm veeeery smaaall, and I haaave no money. You caaan understaand the stress I'm under.

Army: Mask would throw himself in front of a train for you! 

Skull: Mask would throw himself in front of a train for fun.

Mask: Mistletoe, but insteeead of kiiiissing...yoou...Yooou FIGHT the ooother person.

Army: NO.

Skull: Mistlefoe.

Army: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! 

Skull: Ok, so I have your birthday planned out.

Mask: Whaaaat is it?

Skull: Cake, sweets, sex, more cake.

AND NOW! ALL OF SKULL'S NICKNAMES FOR MASK!

Cupcake, Tootsie roll, Gumdrop, Sour Patch, Sweetie, Babe, Honey, Sugar, Masky, Sprinkle, Boo, Pumpkin, Slut, Princess, Zelda, Peach, Veronica, My Rose, Kitten.