Let's Go CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY (D.O.D.)

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Seashell: ITS SUUUUMMER!!!

Joy: WOOHOO

Rainkeeper: It's been summer...

Seashell: Yeah, but not it's summer for more people.

Nightflyer: Lesbi-honest. We all live for summer.

Air: Oh yeah.

Rainkeeper: We should go to the beach.

Air: NO!

Seashell: YES! BEACH- Best Escape Anyone Can Have.

Air: NO BEACHES NEVER!!!!

Nightflyer: What if we went to New York instead?

Hosts:.....

*players appear*

Hosts: NEW YOOOOOOORK!

Players:.....?

Hosts: CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF!!!!

Glory: Great. They're singing again.

Joy: DONT YOU WANT ME BABY! DONT YOU WANT ME OOOOOOOOOOOH!

Nightflyer: THAT GIRL IS POOOOOSION!!!

Sunny: STOP IT!

Hosts: *shut up*

Starflight: So, what's today's dare?

Air: Lot of dares!

Rainkeeper: *whispers Dare to Glory*

Glory:....That sounds stupid.

Joy: Trust us, it'll be hilarious.

Glory: *shrugs* If You say so.

Glory: *turns rainbow colored*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Scarlet appears*

Glory: TASTE THE RAINBOW! *sprays venom at Scarlet*

Scarlet: *screams*

Deathbringer: *bursts out laughing*

Clay: Wait, WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN WE GET SKITTLES!?!??!

Air: Hmmmmmm, let me think....

Air: GABRIEL!

*skittles start raining down*

Air: THANK YOU!

Nightflyer: What, is Gabe just your candy provider now?

Air: Uh, yeah.

Joy: NEXT! Sunny, kiss Starflight.

Sunny: No.

Rainkeeper: Suuuunnnyyyy

Sunny: NO! I've already done that once in this game, and ONCE IS ENOUGH-

Starflight: *kisses Sunny on the cheek*

Starflight: There. Dare done.

Nightflyer:....Still ew. 

Seashell: And for our next dare,

*Albatross appears*

Players: *scream and freak out*

Tsunami: DIE!!!!

Riptide: BACK! BACK FOUL CREATURE!!!

Albatross: *grabs Sunny*

Sunny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! IS THIS BECAUSE I'M RELATED TO DARKSTALKER IF SO I'M SO SORRY I DONT WANNA DIE!!!

Albatross: *hugs Sunny*

Sunny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-wait what?

Players: ...........*confused*

Sunny: Aww, you just wanted a hug! *hugs him back*

Albatross: *whispers* I love you.

Sunny: AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now it's creepy. LEMMEGO!

Albatross: Is that all I needed to do?

Joy: Yep.

Albatross: *lets Sunny go*

Peril: Huh. For somebody Turtle described as a murderous psychopath, he seems surprisingly calm-

Albatross: I'LL KILL YOU! ILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!

Air: Homer!

Albatross: Sorry.

Albatross: *disappears*

Seashell: Is....is nobody gonna say it?

Deathbringer: Say what?

Seashell:...........Okay, fine then I'll say it.

Seashell: NOW I'M AN ALBATRAOZ!

Joy: *hulk- punches Seashell*

Fatespeaker:.......What just happened?

Air: I'm not sure.....Glory! You have another dare! 

Nightflyer: *whsipers dare*

Glory: *sighs* What is this, make Glory look stupid day?

Deathbringer: Could never happen. You're too smart for that.

Glory: I'm smarter then you.

Deathbringer: Very true....

Starflight: Wait...does that mean I'm smarter then Deathbringer?!??!

All: NO.

Starflight:......But I'm smarter then Glory....

Glory: Still no.

Glory: *turns green and red*

Glory: IMMA WATERMELOOOOON!!!!

Joy: *bursts out laughing*

All: *drops to the ground and starts bowing towards Glory and Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: Ooooo, this is new.

All: HAIL GLORYBRINGER!

Glory: Wait what.

All: HAIL THE SUN!!!

Deathbringer:..........?

Glory: MAybe we should just...walk away....

Deathbringer: Good idea.

All: *keeps bowing*

Glorybringer:......*slowly backs away*

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