Joy: SO I'VE FOUND A NEW FAVORITE BAND.
Kelp: Name and top three favorite songs- Go.
Joy: The Struts. Favorite songs include "In Love with the Camera" "Body Talks" and "One Night Only" AND THE LEAD SINGER LOOKS A BIT LIKE FREDDIE MERCURY, SO THAT'S SUPER COOL TOO.
Kelp: Sold.
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: Two of the most depressing things in the world-
Seashell: Forgetting your headphones.
Rainkeeper: And?
Nightflyer: Breaking your headphones.
Rainkeeper: Exactly. And I broke mine *single man tear*
Air: Well good thing you don't need headphones today.
Joy: INSTEAD WE NEED JUMBO SPEAKERS, TWO BACK UP DANCERS, LEOTARDS, AND BEYONCE LEVEL SINGING ABILITIES.
Air: BECAUSE TODAY.
Seashell: MOON WILL BE SINGING SINGLE LAAAADAAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSS
Kelp: In front of Qibli and Winter.
Qibli: Okay.
Winter: Never heard of this song.
Umber: *screeches*
Umber: NUMBER ONE, BITACH, THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG SO MOON HAS A BACKUP DANCER THAT WILL INEVITABLY STEAL THE SHOW.
Moon: Fine by me.
Umber: SECOND OF ALL, IT'S WRITTEN BY THE QUEEN, SO YOU NEED TO LEARN THIS SONG ASAP.
Umber: AND THIRD OF ALL, THIS WAS LIKE KURT'S DEBUT SONG IN GLEE, SO NOBODY BETTER MESS UP THIS PERFECTION.
Carnelian: Are yu done now?
Umber: Only if you dance with us as the third backup dancer?
Moon: Carnelian? No way!
Turtle: Carnelian can dance?
Carnelian: *scowls*
Carnelian: For your information, YES I CAN DANCE, and if you want to be Umber's friend, you HAVE to learnt he dance to Single Ladies. It's part of the audition.
Kinkajou: That's true. Clay and I can both vouch for that- it was the only part of the audition he failed.
Turtle: And you?
Kinkajou: I freaking ROCKED IT.
Moon: I.... I don't know the dance.....
All:..........
Joy: Okay, so executive decision. Umber, Kinkajou, and Carnelian will do the dance while Moon sings to Qinter on the side. Deal?
JW: DEAL!
Umber: Can I-
Air: Yes, Umber, obviously you're Beyonce in this situation.
Umber: *squeals in happiness*
Rainkeeper: *forces Qibli and Winter into chairs to watch*
Umber/Kinkajou/Carnelian: *puts on outfits like the music video*
Seashell: *hits play on boombox*
Moon: *sings*
Umber/Carnelian/Kinkajou: *does the backup singing*
Moon: All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I'm doing my own little thing
You decided to dip but now you wanna trip
'Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him, he up on me
Don't pay him any attention
'Cause I cried my tears
For three good years
Ya can't be mad at me
'Cause if you like it then you should have put a ring on it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Whoa uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Whoa uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
If you like it then you should have put a ring on it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can't care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
'Cause you had your turn
And now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
'Cause if you like it then you should have put a ring on it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Whoa uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Whoa uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
If you like it then you should have put a ring on it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Whoa uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Whoa uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Don't treat me to these things of the world
I'm not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Here's a man that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms
Say I'm the one you want
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like a ghost I'll be gone
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Whoa uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Whoa uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
If you like it then you should have put a ring on it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Whoa uh oh
If you like it then you should have put a ring on it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it
Whoa uh oh
Air/Joy/Seashell: *jams out to the song in the background*
*song ends*
Umber: I LOVE EVERYTHING, THANK YOU MOON, YOU'VE DONE THE QUEEN JUSTICE!
Moon: Well boys?
Qibli: Well what?
Moon: You didn't put a ring on it.
Qibli:......
Winter:.......
Qibli: Yeah, well I've got Winter, and he never asked for a ring, so that's fine by me. *leans on Winter*
Winter:..... I gotta be honest, the more I think about it, I see you and me fighting more but Qibli? Qibli I can see treating me like a king.
Qibli: No, you'd be a Princess.
Winter: Why? Because Moon is the King?
Qibli: What? No. Moon is a King. Umber's the Queen.
Umber: I know.
Qibli: You know.
Moon:.....Honestly, why do I even try with you idiots anymore *fabulously flounces away*
Kinkajou/Carnelian: *flounces away with her*
Umber: Call me, Q. *flounces*
Turtle:......
Turtle: You know some days, I really feel left out of this group.
Winter: See, I'm included, but I want out. Wanna trade places?
Turtle: No, I'm good.
Joy: OH THREE MOONS, IT JUST HIT ME.
Air: What?
Joy: Carnelian is Virgil, but Kinkajou is Roman.
Nightflyer: Does that make Moon Logan?
Joy: No, Turtle is Logan. Moon is Patton.
Nightflyer: Yeah, that makes sense.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
