Kelp, Animals, Lemons, and Knife Fights (J.W.)

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Joy: IT'S ABOUT TIME WE DID THIS DARE!

Rainkeeper: Yes, FINE. Kelp gets to be a host for ONE dare.

Joy: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!

*Kelp appears*

Joy: KELP!!!! *hugs him*

Kelp: Well, you're happy today.

Joy: Well no duh. YOU'RE here!

Kelp: Awww, thanks.

Rainkeeper: This is for ONE day. Not a regular thing.

Seashell: We'll see about that.

*players appear*

Moon: OH! Hello.

Kinkajou: I REMEMBER YOU!

Kelp: Yes, hi, I'm only here for today.

Carnelian: Dammit, can't we exchange Seashell for you? 

Seashell:.....So loved.

Kelp: Oh come on, Seashell. Everybody likes you deep down!

Seashell: Why?

Kelp: Cause you're a Ripnami dragonet, duh.

Joy: I like having him here.

Air: You seem a lot less murderous when he's around.

Joy: Yes, he brings out my inner sanity..... A little bit.

Nightflyer: Okay, y'all ready for this.

Air: DE NE NE DE DE DE DEDEDE DE DE DE DDDDEEE!

Rainkeeper: *does a slam dunk in a basketball hoop*

Kelp: What-

Joy: Just go with the insanity, Kelp, and you'll fit right in.

Kelp: Got it. 

Seashell: DARE TIME! *snaps talons*

Winter: *turns into a scavenger*

Kinkajou: *turns into a rabbit*

Turtle: *turns into a sloth*

Umber: *turns into Amber*

Carnelian: *turns into a frog*

Qibli: *turns into butterfly*

Moon:.......Oh, was I not included?

Rainkeeper: Yeah, you weren't in this dare....

Moon: *shrugs* I'll suffer through it.

Qibli: *in high-pitched voice* BITCH!

Moon: Hey, don't be mad!

Qibli: DON'T BE MAD?!!? I'M A BLOODY BUTTERFLY!!!!

Turtle: At least you can still fly.

Kinkajou: But Turtle, you're so cute and fluffy!

Turtle: So are you. And delicious.

Winter: Oooooh, Rabbit Kinkajou.....

Kinkajou: NO ONE  IS ALLOWED TO EAT ME!

Winter: Awwwww.

Air: Is it just me, or does scavenger Winter kinda look like Tom Felton?

Seashell: Well I mean they both sparkle, so....

Carnelian: A FROG? REALLY? THIS IS THE MOST HUMILIATI- Oh, a fly!

Rainkeeper: *facetalons*

Amber: I LOVE THIS DARE!

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