Let's Get High, Elsa! (J.W.)

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Joy/Air/Seashell: *staring at the ceiling*

Air:...Heh.

Seashell: Oooooo

Nightflyer/Rainkeeper: *walk in*

Nightflyer:....What's going on?

Air: Nightflyer! Heeeey!

Rainkeeper: Joy, what did you do?

Joy: Re-remember how we gave Winter and Kinkajou magic brownies?

Rainkeeper: Yes.

Joy: An...and how I was supposed to get rid of da drugs?

Rainkeeper: Yes.

Joy: Welp! I forgot, and Seashell thought it was parsley or some shit.

Seashell: And WE ATE IT ALL!

Air: *giggles*

Nightflyer: Air, are you high?

Air: No....You're just really low....

Air: Hi smiley face!

Nightflyer: Oh dear moons. She drugged my girlfriend.

Joy: I...I'm not apologizing. Dis....dis is nice...

Rainkeeper: Drugs are bad. Don't do them. Just look at what happened to on the New Haven Green.

Joy: Can... Can you NOT tell Kelp about this? I think he'd be mad....

Seashell: Nah...he's cool...

Joy: Yeaaaah. He's so cool....I should marry him...

Rainkeeper: You do.

Joy: I did? Yaaaaay!

*players appear*

Umber: Hey guys!

Kinkajou:......Why are they staring at us?

Nightflyer: Air, Joy, and Seashell accidentally consumed a product they shouldn't have and are incapable of hosting for today.

Joy: I was gonna clean my room, but then I got Hiiiiiiigh.

Air: Oooooooo0000

Joy: I was gonna get UP and go to School, until I got hiiiiigh.

Seashell: Lada dat dat dudududuuuu.

Turtle: Well, at least they aren't torturing us.

Carnelian: What do you think would happen if we put high Air on sugar high? 

Qibli: I think she'd become my favorite person.

Air: I ain't Air on this level....I'm Helium...

Nightflyer: You don't know what you're saying.

Air: Course I do, Mr. Octopus..... You have pretty wings....

Nightflyer: I know.

Air: You should meet my boyfriend, you'd be good friends....

Nightflyer:...........Sure.

Rainkeeper: Winter, just sing the entirety of Let it Go so we can take them home.

Winter: What!?!? NO!

Qibli: YES!!!!!

Moon: FINALLY!!!!

Turtle: Wait what?

Umber: RELEASE YOUR INNER ELSA!!!

Rainkeeper: Last time somebody released their inner Elsa, Five lost an eye.

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