Sunny Shouldn't Be Magical... (D.O.D.)

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Nightflyer: Did you know there's a town in Indiana called Santa Claus, and the entire town is Christmas themed?

Air: Wait really?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Rainkeeper: Huh.

Joy: Well, in the wise words of our scavenger author's mother, Fuck you, take me to Santa.

*players appear*

Fatespeaker: Hi guys!!

Nightflyer: You're cheerful.

Fatespeaker: Well, you got Ochre killed for me, so YAY!

Nightflyer:.....Okaaaay then.

Seashell: Now for the fun part! *snaps talons*

Players: *waiting*

Players:.........

Glory: What was supposed to happen?

Seashell: Exactly what happened.

Peril: And what exactly was that?

Joy: Congrats Sunny!

Sunny: *Is very afraid* On what?

Rainkeeper: You're now an animus.

Sunny: WAIT SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

Air: Yep!

Nightflyer: And you'll only go evil if there's evil already in your soul so basically.....

Seashell: You have unlimited magic and can do whatever you want.

Sunny: AWESOME!!!!!

Riptide: I feel like we should be afraid.

Deathbringer: Very afraid.

Glory: Afraid? YOU?

Tsunami: This is SUNNY we're talking about. She's completely harmle-

Sunny: I DEMAND THAT ALL MY SHIPS HAVE TO KISS AND BE CANON.

Tsunami: *kisses Riptide*

Deathbringer: *kisses Glory*

Peril: *kisses Clay*

Starflight: *kisses Fatespeaker*

Nightflyer: *kisses Air*

Seashell: Well, this isnt THAT bad, right guys?

Rainkeeper/Joy: *have disappeared to find Pear and Kelp*

Seashell:.......Guys?

Air: One moment. *kisses Nightflyer*

Sunny: This. This I like.

Sunny: I'll be back. I've got more work to do here. You all have fun being canon!

Seashell:.....So I guess I'm alone now....

*two hours later*

Sunny: Hey everyone!

Seashell: SUNNY WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?

Sunny: Well I got rid of the stone around my father, and then we went to the Sand Kingdom so he could win back my mother, and I enchanted Flower so that she could take to dragons and we could understand each other. Then I have Pyrrhia world peace and got rid of tribal stereotypes.

Sunny: And then I killed a couple people and burnt down a cave. *shrugs* No big deal.

Seashell: Oh dear moons....

Sunny: YOU CAN ALSO STOP KISSING NOW!

Starflight: *gasps for air*

Clay: THANK YOU!

Glory: NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!

Sunny: I'm an animus. I can do whatever I want.

Nightflyer: um,no you can-

Sunny: I ORDER NIGHTFLYER TO OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND.

Seashell: Oh shit she's going Darkstalker already.

Air: HEY! YOU LEAVE NIGHTFLYER ALO-

Sunny: I want Twist and Shout triggers to play on repeat in Air's head.

Air: *starts screaming and crying*

Clay: Sunny stop!!

Rainkeeper: This needs to stop! It's time to stop! *is holding a clock*

Sunny: NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I'M TOO POWERFUL AAHAHAHAHAH-

*gunshot sounds*

Sunny: *drops to the ground*

All: *gaping*

Joy: *polishes rifle*

Joy: I thought the Darkstalker DNA in her might cause some issues. So I came prepared.

Air: *sobbing from Twist and Shout PTSD*

Nightflyer: Must....Avenge....Sunny
....

Joy: Firefly, if you will.

Firefly: *appears and removes all of Sunny's enchantments*

Nightflyer: What the- WAIT WHY IS SUNNY DEAD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!

Air: NIGHTFLYER!!!!!! *hugs him*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*normal Sunny respawns*

Sunny: Uh.....sorry about that, everyone.....

Air: I DON'T LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW GO AWAY.

Glory: SUNNY WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?

Tsunami: I thought you said she wouldn't go evil!!

Seashell: She'd only go evil if there was a little bit of evil in her already.

Deathbringer: What are you saying?

Rainkeeper: It appears Sunny has a dark side.....

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