FEYSAND. FEYSAAAAAAND. GLORYBRINGER. FEYGLORYBRINGERSAND. (D.O.D.)

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Joy: So, Air got a turn when we did a Supernatural dare. Nightflyer got his turn when we did Harry Potter stuff, and NOW,

Rainkeeper: Take cover.

*lightning strikes*

Joy: IT'S MY TIME EVERYBODY!!!!

Joy: ACOTAR, ACOMAF, ACOWAR, BOOYA!

Joy: ME TWO FAVORITE SHIPS IN ONE DARE!

*players appear*

Joy: *fangirling like crazy*

Sunny: What's wrong with Joy?

Air: We're doing something related to her favorite fandom.

Starflight: It's like you're singling out your own individual insanity.

Seashell:....No we aren't....

Air: SUPERNATURAL!!!!

Nightflyer: HARRY POTTER!!!!

Seashell: DIVERGENT!!!!

Joy:ACOTAR, ACOMAF, AND ACOWAR!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper:.......Lorien Legacies, yay?

Joy: We really need a series name so I can stop saying acotar acomaf and acowar.

Seashell: Could you may be explain your lesser known fandom to others, please?

Joy: Its A Court Of Thorns And Roses by Sarah J. Maas, and it is AMAZING!!! I've only read up to book three, A Court Of Wings and Ruin, so please, no spoilers of the novellas or book 4.

Nightflyer: And today, Glory and Deathbringer were dared to role play as Feyre and Rhysand.

Joy: FEYSAND ME OTP THIS IS GOING TO BE PERFECT.

Deathbringer: Wait wait wait. What KIND of role play?

Glory: *smacks Deathbringer*

Joy: You're already playing your parts.

Rainkeeper: Yeah, it's kinda creepy how similar Glory and Deathbringer are to Feyre and Rhys.

Joy: So for today, you will be reading some parts from book 2, AKA THE FEYSAND BOOK OF FLUFF AND LOVE, A Court Of Mist and Fury.

Joy: Well, you'll be reading the age appropriate parts. Chapter 55 gets a little.....Lemony.

Glory: What does that mean?

Hosts:.........

Seashell: don't ask.

Joy: LET'S GET STARTED, HERE'S YOUR SCRIPTS!!

Glory: *rolls eyes*

Joy: WARNING! SPOILERS!

Glory: It's been a week. Take me home.

Deathbringer: Good morning, Feyre.

Glory: Take me home.

Deathbringer: That color suits you.

Glory: Do you want me to say please? Is that it?

Deathbringer: I want you to talk to me like a person. Start with 'good morning' and let's see where it gets us.

Joy: Dozens of flirtations later....

Deathbringer: Of course I'll dance with you. All night, if you wish.

Glory: Even if I step on your toes?

Deathbringer: Even then.

Joy: This one. This one is my favorite.

Rainkeeper: Jo, calm yourself.

Deathbringer: as for this one, She's mine. And if any of you lay a hand on her, you lose that hand. And then you lose your head. And once Feyre is done killing you, then I'll grind your bones to dust.

Joy: *freaks out *

Glory: I want to paint you.

Deathbringer: Nude would be best.

Joy: *dies*

Glory: I love you... I won't let them take me from you. And I won't let them take you from me, either. You're mine.

Air: I'M DYING

Deathbringer: Feyre Cursebreaker, the Defender of the Rainbow.

Joy: *unintelligible shriek*

Glory: You were WHERE?

Deathbringer: Technically, I was flying above it, but-

Glory: You went ALONE?

Deathbringer: Despite what our mistakes in Hybern might have suggested, I AM capable of-

Glory: You went to the human world, to our enemies' compound, ALONE?

Sunny: I like this ship. Can I keep it?

Glory: Wait inside.

Deathbringer: So you won't have any witnesses when you push him over the railing?

Clay: Yep, that's Glorybringer.

Glory: Please come spare me from Cassian and Nesta's bickering.

Deathbringer:....Why do you think I was so desperate for a partner? I've  had almost five centuries to deal with this alone. It's only fair that you have to endure it now.

Glory: Please?

Deathbringer: I'm in a meeting with the governors of the Palaces. They might be a little pissy if I vanish. I sent another pretty face for you to admire. Not as beautiful as mine, of course, but a close second.

Seashell: Are you content now?

Joy: ....One more.

Deathbringer: Hello Feyre darling

Glory: You're mine.

Joy: *drops* *fangirls*

Joy: okay I'm good.

Glory: Wonderful, so we can stop acting?

Tsunami: You were acting?

Deathbringer: Uh, YEAH.

Riptide: Really?

Glory: Why do you ask?

Peril: Well, constant flirting is kinda how you two ALWAYS act around each other.

Glory:......

Glory: Oh shut up.

Deathbringer: Make me.

Glory: Prick.

Joy: FEYSAND IS GLORYBRINGER!

Joy: I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THESE BOOKS. I'M GONNA GO READ THE FLUFFY PARTS. BYE!

Nightflyer: Joy your Caps lock is showing.

Joy: DON'T CARE.

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