Daaaaarrren CRiiiiisssss- Oh, And Singing. (D.O.D.)

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Air: OH. MY. MOONS.

Seashell: What happened now?

Air: So, I showed a three-year old a picture of Team Free Will, and asked which one was her favorite,

Nightflyer: And?

Air: And she picked Dean.

Rainkeeper: So?

Air: So then I asked her WHY she chose Dean, thinking she'd say he's cute of something, but NO.

Air: She looked me dead in the eye, and said "Because he's gonna die soon."

Hosts:........

Joy: Kelly knows what's up.

Air: I love this child.

Joy: Same. I gave her a little toy shotgun and she loves it. It's adorable. 

*players appear*

Sunny: So, what's up for today?

Nightflyer: I'm not sure you're ready for this,

Rainkeeper: It's time for more-

Glory: Seven minutes in heaven?!?!?

Rainkeeper:......No....

Deathbringer: Awwwww.

Seashell: More SINING!!!

Joy: *gasps* I love sinning!

Seashell:....Joy, I meant SINGING.

Joy:.....Oh. Yeah. Me too.....

Fatespeaker: Who are we listening to this time?

Glory: Please be someone who can ACTUALLY sing.

Deathbringer: I ca-

Glory: NOT. You.

Deathbringer:......Well THANKS.

Air: It's Peril!

Peril: Wait what? Oh please no.

Clay: Yes! Every time you sing solo it's awesome!

Peril: And horribly humiliating.

Nightflyer: Actually, I think the song choice this time fits your character surprisingly well.

Air: Well it can't fit her better then the Can't Touch This song.

Joy: We totally topped that as the best dare.

Air: Nope. It's still my favorite one.

Rainkeeper: Even better then all the Supernatural related dares where you got to shove Destiel into a closet?

Air: Rainkeeper, for starters, You got me. Secondly, Destiel doesn't have to be shoved in a closet, they are the closet KINGS. 

Air:.....Well more like they're the closet princesses, actually.....

Seashell: Enough talk. Peril! Sing!

Peril: What am I singing?

Joy: Somebody that I used to know!

Seashell: OMM I love that song....

Joy: It's okay.

Seashell: The Glee version RULES.

Air: The Glee version rules because Darren Criss sings it.

Nightflyer: *gasps* I love Darren Criss...

Joy: He's the best.

Rainkeeper: Agreed.

Nightflyer: He's Harry freaking Potter.

Seashell: No, he's Blaine Anderson.

Air: PER-PER SING!!

Peril: Now and then I think of when we were together

Peril: Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
Told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company


Clay: Wait, what is this song about?

Sunny: Not you.

Clay: Oh....okay?

Peril: But that was love and it's an ache I still rememberYou can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end, always the end
So when we found that we could not make sense
Well you said that we would still be friends
But I'll admit that I was glad it was over

Peril: But you didn't have to cut me off

Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even NEED your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know


Peril: Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done
But I don't wanna live that way
Reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know
But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Somebody!


Sunny: *whispers* I used to know.

Peril: Somebody! Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Somebody! 


Sunny: I used to know

Peril: Somebody! Now you're just somebody that I used to know.


All: *applauds*

Clay: *whistles* THAT WAS GREAT!

Peril: OH shush. 

*Darren Criss randomly appears*

Darren: I daresay it was better then my version.

Hosts: *scream bloody murder*

Joy: OMM!!!!

Air: IT'S HIM.

Seashell: DARREN CRISS OMM I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: YOU'RE THE SECOND BEST HARRY POTTER EVER!!!

Seashell: *picks up Darren Criss and hugs him*

Seashell: He's MINE!

Rainkeeper: Uh, HELL NO.

Joy: Over. MY. DEAD. BODY. 

Joy: AND I DON'T DIE EASILY.

Hosts: *fighting over Darren Criss*

Clay: I don't get it. He's just a scavenger....

Seashell: NO HE'S NOT! HE'S AMAZING!!!!

Nightflyer: GIVE ME MY HARRY FREAKING POTTER!!!!

*Umber appears*

Umber: *grabs Darren Criss*

Umber: You're mine now, darling. Let's go drink tea with Chris Colfer, and gossip.

Umber: *skips away*

Hosts:............

Seashell: Did Umber seriously just steal Darren Criss from me?

Joy: He did.

Nightflyer: GET HIM!!!

Hosts: *chase after Umber*

Players:.......

Players: *slowly back away*


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