Joy, Give Him Back The Oscar. (Hosts)

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Haze: Yeah, we're back.

Permafrost: Boom.

Ander: *reading Shakespeare*

Ander: Oh, t'was I to participate?

Shore: Yes, Ander gander, you're supposed to help us host.

Ander: Okaaaay, one more scene *flips page*

Ander: *gasps*

Ander:  OTHELLO HOW DARE YOU *Starts cursing in Latin*

Ember: There she is.

*Hosts appear*

Joy: *Watches Ander go on swearing tangent*

Joy: Yep. That's my child.

Rainkeeper: Why happened now?

Ander: My favorito Shakespearean tragedy turned tragic in one page, as they all do. Lovely.

Joy: What did you just say?

Ander: Many words, which one offended you?

Shore: She just said it was lovely.

Joy: *head snaps around*

Joy: WHY WOULD YOU USE THAT WORD????

Macaw: *appears* Hello, lovely Joy.

Joy: *screams and punches Macaw*

Faithbringer: *appears* HI NIGHTFLYER!

Nightflyer: Oh moons. This is hell, isn't it?

Rainkeeper: Can't be hell if Air's here.

Air: *laughs* Rainkeeper, I run hell now. 

Rainkeeper: You couldn't.

Air: *nods* Crowley left it to me.

Rainkeeper: Well, then hell can't be THAT bad anymore.

Air: I put Joy in charge of the torture side of it.

Rainkeeper:....Oh, those poor souls.

Nightflyer: All those poor Family Guy writers.....Tortured forever....

Seashell: So! What's the dare?

Air: First I finish listening to Heat of the Moment.

Haze: Then Nightflyer and Faithbringer and Joy and Macaw go on a double date.

Joy:..............

Nightflyer:............

Joy: Rainkeeper?

Rainkeeper: Yeah?

Joy: Get my gun.

Rainkeeper: Yep. 

Seashell: But she has so many.....

Rainkeeper: *hands Joy an AK-47*

Joy: I'm ready.

Nightflyer: I'm gonna throw up.

Faithbringer: No, don't do that! Then your kisses will taste gross!

Air: *growls*

Nightflyer: Can I bring Air with me?

Permafrost: Nope.

Nightflyer: dammit. 

Ember: Date time, lovebirds!

Nightflyer: Ember, you're my son and I love you. But I WILL KILL YOU if you say lovebirds again.

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