For The Queen! (J.W.)

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Nightflyer: *typing on chromebook*

Nightflyer: Wait, how do you type an em dash?

Air: I dunno.

Rainkeeper: Google it.

Seashell: I know!

Seashell: You just hit this, this, and then-

*screen gets really zoomed out and all the tabs are weird*

Nightflyer: What did you DO?

Seashell: I DON'T KNOW!

Nightflyer: CHANGE IT BACK!

Seashell: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO!

Joy: Try hitting Ctrl Z

Nightflyer: THAT DID NOTHING.

Seashell: I'M SORRY!

Nightflyer: YOU MESSED UP MY COMPUTER.

Joy: Welp, time to smash it and buy a new one. *grabs sledgehammer*

*players appear*

Moon: What do you WAAAAAANT?

Kinkajou: I'm still not divorcing Turtle, so there.

Qibli: Winter and I eloped, so we're married again.

Winter: No we didn't.

Qibli: Yes we did.

Winter:.......I have absolutely no memory of that.

Qibli: Just because you don't remember doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Winter:........Qibli.....

Qibli: Oh, Joy, here's your chloroform back.

Joy: Thanks.

Winter:....QIBLI!

Turtle: You can't just drug people.

Carnelian: CAAAAAAAARLLLLLLL

Umber: THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

Qibli: Oh, I, uh, didn't know that.

Kinkajou: How could you NOT know that??!

Seashell: Speaking of Winter.

Winter: Not right now, I need to redivorce Qibli.

Qibli: Nope.

Nightflyer: BUT WE NEED YOU TO SING!

Winter: Sing what?

Joy: Only the best song in the universe.

Rainkeeper: The song EVERYBODY knows.

Air: Only one of the most iconic songs by the band that invented the meaning of iconic.

Kelp: THE song. By THE band.

Moon: I have no idea what song it is.

Kinkajou: I do.

Turtle: Me too.

Umber: I have a guess.

Joy: You'll know it when you hear it.

Rainkeeper: I'm only going to say one word from the lyrics, and you all better know what it is. Okay? Here's the word.

Rainkeeper: Galileo. 

Players: *gasp*

Kinkajou:  I KNEW IT!!

Umber: YES, I WAS RIGHT!

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