Nightflyer: I have found the most soothing band of all time.
Rainkeeper: What is it?
Nightflyer: Two Steps from Hell. I bow before the greatness of the song Compass.
Joy: *breaks down a wall*
Joy: WHO THE HELL CARS ABOUT TWO STEPS FROM HELL WHEN BARNS COURTNEY JUST DROPPED A NEW SONG????
Seashell: Is it good?
Joy: THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION, OF COURSE IT'S GOOD, IT'S BARNS-FREAKING-COURTNEY!
Air: I was told there are no stupid questions.
Rainkeeper: There are people that have asked why humans haven't tried to walk on the sun yet. There are DEFINITELY stupid questions.
Nightflyer: There are also people who think the sun and the moon are the same thing, and that the Earth is flat.
Air:........
Air: Okay, I know I'm an idiot sometimes, but BY DESTIEL, THAT'S FREAKING DUMB.
Joy: To quote the wise words of George Carlin- "People are fuckin DUMB."
*players appear*
Glory: OH! Hello! What's this? A NEW DARE?
Deathbringer: Shut up.
Moon: THE THIRD DARE AFTER YOU WON A TWO DARE PASS?
Deathbringer: Ok-
Riptide: WHICH MEANS YOU'LL HAVE TO PARTICIPATE!
Glory: HOW EVER WILL YOU SURVIVE?
Deathbringer: Um, by completing the dare?
Peril: Yeah, hell no, you're freaking DYING.
Clay: But what if the dare is just seven minutes in heaven?
Peril: Don't care.
Glory: I'LL KILL HIM.
Deathbringer: Glory!
Glory: SHUT UP, IT WOULD MAKE US EVEN.
Joy: Don't worry, we've been told that Deathbringer specifically has to suffer in today's dare.
Deathbringer: WHY?
Rainkeeper: Specifically?
Air: As karma for being cocky.
Rainkeeper: According to Iceheartttt, who dared this, it's " because he killed my wings of Fire spirit dragon aka Glory and because he's being way too cocky and that is a magnet for Karma so TOO BAD"
Deathbringer:.....WELL THANKS A LOT, ICEHEARTTTT
Winter: I feel like I'm going to enjoy this, what are we doing?
Seashell: For starters, we're taking away all animus, mind-reading, and future seeing powers.
Turtle: Dammit.
Moon: That's never good.
Seashell: And then we're reviving everyone we've ever killed in this game and turning them into zombies.
Air: NO. *smashes Seashell in the face with a chair*
Kelp: Air, what the f-
Air: I REJECT ANYTHING THAT REMINDS ME OF SUPERNATURAL'S SEASON 14 FINALE.
Air: *screams*
Joy: I'm so confused-
Nightflyer: She can't big scale rebel anymore, so she has to have three mini rebellions a day or she gets the hiccups when she's asleep.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
