Singing With The Crazy Narwhals (J.W.)

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Rainkeeper: *crawls into the room*

Rainkeeper: *collapses with water bottle in hand*

Air:......What happened?

Rainkeeper: Somebody.....wanted water....... from a vending machine.

Joy: So?

Rainkeeper: I was on the eighth floor of a big hotel. There's no vending machine on the eighth floor.

Rainkeeper: Or the seventh. Or the sixth.

Nightflyer: And?

Rainkeeper: And the elevator was broken.

Seashell: Sooooooo

Rainkeeper: So I went to the first floor floor buy a bottle, and it was FOUR DOLLARS. I only had 3.

Air: What did you do?

Rainkeeper: I knocked out the concierge with the bottle and took my freaking water- THAT'S WHAT.

*players appear*

Seashell: okay, we've got three dares to cover this time!

Kinkajou: Yay!

Seashell: Lets start with something easy-

Joy: WINTER!

Winter: Oh dear moon NO.

Joy: PUNCH QIBLI!

Winter: ......THANK. YOU.

Winter: *punches Qibli as hard as he can*

Qibli: *doesn't react*

Winter: *clutches talons in extreme pain*

Air: Qinter.....

Joy:.....Well that was disappointing. BRING IN THE SINGING GUESTS!

*Narwhal and Albatross appear*

Turtle: *screams*

Winter: CRAP!

Narwhal: I'm not doing this.

Rainkeeper: Yes you are.

Narwhal: It's NOT happening.

Joy: *sharpens knife*

Joy: You know Narwhal, I'd really hate to have to get Icewing blood on my new blade, but if you insist.....

Narwhal: FINE.

Narwhal: *starts singing*

Narwhal: Narwhals, Narwhal, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cause they are so awesome.

Kinkajou: *bursts out laughing*

Narwhal: Narwhals Narwhals, pretty big and pretty wide. They'd beat a polar bear in a fight! Like an underwater unicorn! They've got a kick-ass facial horn! They're the Jedi of the sea!  They'll stop Cthulu from eatin ye!

Turtle: What about Jedi?

Narwhal: Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!

Narwhal: Just don't let them touch your balls
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!

Kinkajou: Inventors of the shish kebab!!

Air: *laughing her head off*

Narwhal: Can I go die in a ditch now?

Joy: Of course! Let me go find a ditch to kill you in!

Rainkeeper: NEXT!

Albatross: WHY.

Nightflyer: Cause it's funny.

Air: Remember to SCREAM the lyrics.

Albatross: Hate you all. *starts singing*

Albatross: GET OUT YOUR GUNS, BATTLE'S BEGUN
ARE YOU A SAINT OR A SINNER?
IF LOVE'S A FIGHT THEN I SHALL DIE
WITH MY HEART ON A TRIGGER
THEY SAY BEFORE YOU START A WAR
YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR
WELL BABY, YOU ARE ALL THAT I ADORE
IF LOVE IS WHAT YOU NEED, A SOLDIER I WILL BE-

Joy: At least now we know where Tsunami gets her singing voice from.

Albatross: IM AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN, FIGHTING TIL THE WAR'S WON-

Deathbringer: *bursts in*

Deathbringer: BITCH THATS MY SONG!

Air: Its also Castiel's song, but yeah, yours too.

Deathbringer: NOBODY GETS TO SING THE CAB BUT ME!

Albatross: I can sing whatever I want!

Deathbringer: Not MY song, you can't.

Albatross: You wanna fight me for it, Nightwing? LET'S GO.

Joy: LET'S GO, LET'S GO, IF YOU WANT IT, YOU CAN GET IT, LET ME KNOW.

Nightflyer: Better idea! Have a sing off!

Deathbringer: I'm in.

Albatross: Fine. I'm already superior in every way.

Joy: Uh, not exactly in singing...

Rainkeeper: I don't think anyone is prepared for the amazingness of Deathbringer's singing voice.

Albatross: We'll see about that.

Deathbringer: *starts singing*

Deathbringer: I'm an angel with a shotgun,
Fighting 'til the war's won,
I don't care if heaven won't take me back.
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I wanna live, not just survive tonight.

Moon: Woah.

Deathbringer: Sometimes to win, you've got to sin.
Don't mean I'm not a believer.
And major Tom will sing along.
Yeah, they still say I'm a dreamer.
They say before you start a war,
You better know what you're fighting for.
Well, baby, you are all that I adore.
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be.

Albatross: IM AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN
FIGHTING TIL THE WARS WON I DON'T CARE IF HEAVEN WON'T TAKE ME BACK I'LL THROW AWAY MY FAITH BABE JUST TO KEEP YOU SAFE DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE EVERYTHING I HAVE!
AND I WANT TO LIVE NOT JUST SURVIVE TONIGHT.

Deathbringer: Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa

Albatross: Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
I'M AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN FIGHTING TIL THE WARS WON I DON'T CARE IF HEAVEN WON'T TAKE ME BACK

Deathbringer: I'm an angel with a shotgun,
Fighting 'til the war's won,
I don't care if heaven won't take me back.
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I want to live, not just survive
And I'm gonna hide,

Albatross: HIDE

Deathbringer:  hide my wings tonight.

Albatross/Deathbringer: They say before you start a war,
You better know what you're fighting for.
Well, baby, you are all that I adore.
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be

All:..........

Joy: That was.......

Nightflyer: Eerie.....

Carnelian: Deathbringer totally won.

Umber: Uh, HELL YEAH HE DID.

Deathbringer: Boom.

Albatross: I could still kill you in a real fight.

Deathbringer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fight me.

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