Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

Fatal Flaw (Both)

Seashell: WHERE IS THE RIVERDALE FANDOM!?!?!!?

Seashell: I FINISHED SEASON 2 AND I NEED AN ANSWER TO A QUESTION IMMEDIATELY!!!

Seashell: Granted, I'm 95% sure I already know the answer, BUT I HAS TO ASK.

Seashell: So, in the last episode, SPOILER WARNING, Judhead is the Serpent King and he asks Betty to be is Queen. She asks if he wants her to become a serpent, and he says "something like that." Was that genuinely what he was asking, or WAS HE ASKING BETTY TO MARRY HIM?

Rainkeeper:........She's lost it.

Air: Awww, she's gone crazy over a fandom! I'm so proud!

Joy:....I think she's totally over-thinking that one line.

Air: What, like you wouldn't completely overthink one line of dialogue in your fandoms?

Joy:........Touche.

*players appear*

 Seashell: DO ANY OF YOU WATCH RIVERDALE!?!!?

Carnelian: No.

Clay: Was she possessed by Air?

Air: Noooooooooooooo......

Glory: Hey, I have a question.

Nightflyer: Shoot.

Joy: *cocks gun*

Nightflyer:.......Not that kind of shoot.....

Joy: *shrugs*

Joy: Make it burn the whole way down, lay my 6 foot 4 inch ass out on the ground. Yeah, tomorrow I'll have me a hard hangover, And one hell of a heartache. So pour it on like a shot of whiskey, Shoot me straight. 

Rainkeeper: Damn the country music station.

Seashell: WE ARE NOT SINGING.

Glory: *rolls eyes*

Glory: I was wondering how old we all are in LATSSS.

Hosts:.......

Joy: Old enough to be grandparents, but still pretty young.

Seashell: Webs is OLD.

Glory: Okay then. 

Nightflyer: Now, DARE TIME!

Rainkeeper: Although, I think this is more of a truth...

Winter: What is it?

Qibli: Do I have to die again?

Air: No.

Joy: Just tell us what your fatal flaw is.

Riptide: Our what?

Nightflyer: Tragic/Fatal flaw. It's a specific sort of flaw, also known as "Hamartia", which is possessed by Aristotelian tragic heros. It is a flaw which causes an otherwise noble or exceptional character to bring about their own downfall and, often, their eventual death.

Rainkeeper: Or just your biggest weakness.

Fatespeaker: What, do you two just read encyclopedias in your spare time?

Rainkeeper: No.

Nightflyer: I have encyclopedias read to me in my spare time.

Sunny: By who?

Nightflyer: Who do you think.

Air: *points at Starflight*

Nightflyer: Very good.

Starflight:........I don't apologize.

Nightflyer: Of course you don't.

Joy: YOUR HAMARTIA. GO!

Clay: Food!

Seashell: Really?

Joy: Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Clay: Where do I sign up?

Joy: See?

Seashell:.......Okay.

Peril: Clay.

Tsunami: My love life.

Riptide: Ummmmmm....Tsunami's family?

Air: We'll be back. 

Glory/Deathbringer: *points at each other*

Rainkeeper: Ship-tastic.

Fatespeaker:  Starflight?

Starflight: Scrolls.

Sunny: my family!

Umber: My loyalty to my sister.

Seashell: True.....

Carnelian: My determination to go to history class.

Joy: *bursts out laughing*

Winter: *sighs* My stupid soft heart.

Moon: The fact that I give evil dragons a chance to be good and expect them to NOT be evil.

Qibli: Any family reunion.

Turtle: My power.

Kinkajou: My desire to be an epic hero.

Nightflyer: Oh, I can tell you how to do that.

Kinkajou: Really? HOW!

Nightflyer: Well, first you go and fight in a war, then piss off the God of the Sea, then try to sail home, and spend twenty years fighting monsters, losing your entire crew, and just generally being miserable before returning home and viciously slaughtering all your wife's suitors.

Kinkajou:.....Maybe I'll pass....

Nightflyer: Eh, your loss. 

Rainkeeper: And that's everyone!

Joy: Now can we use it against them!!!??!!

Rainkeeper: No.

Joy: BUT WE WERE TOLD WE COULD!

Seashell: Do you just need someone to torture?

Joy: .......yes...

Seashell: Well, here. Tear this scavenger apart for me. *gives her Hiram Lodge*

Joy: What's his crime?

Seashell: Just being a general lovable DOUCHEBAG.

Joy: Stabby stabby or you need him for season three?

Seashell: Stabby. I'll just revive him.

Joy: You got it. 

Hosts: *disappear*

Players:........

Deathbringer: Did they just calmly negotiate how to kill a scavenger?

Glory: Yes they did.

Clay: Poor scavenger...